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kingheechul) wrote2010-06-16 01:39 am
kingheechul) wrote2010-06-16 01:39 am
changmin's nipple theory
title: changmin's nipple theory
pairing: yoochun/junsu
genre: general, crack
rating: pg
length: oneshot
summary: Yoochun comes home one night from work and finds his little angel sulking.
a/n: basically, changmin's theories series will be random theories by changmin :) got help from![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
shinminji here
“I’m home!” Yoochun came home with a bright smile on his face only to spot his beloved in the
living room with a big frown plastered on his cherubic face, tears brimming his tadpole eyes. With an amazing speed, he sprinted towards his baby. “Su, what’s wrong?”
The said male’s lips quivered as he burst into tears, clutching on his lover’s shirt for dear life. “C-chunnie..”
“Hey babe, what’s wrong? What happened?”
“Changmin..” the crying boy whispered.
Changmin? Yoochun lifted his eye brows. Now what did that self-proclaimed genius do this time?
"What did he do?"
Junsu gave out a sob and inhaled harshly. "He told me my nipples would fall off!"
"WHAT!?" Yoochun then burst in a hysterical fit of laughter. “Well, come on, I mean seriously..”
"It's not a laughing matter! Chunnie..what if it's starting to fall now?!" Realizing what he said, Junsu lifted his shirt to see if it were really coming off which just sent Yoochun, who was trying so incredibly hard to stop his chuckles, to just break down and fall on the couch laughing so hard.
Junsu just sobbed, and that stopped Yoochun's laughter almost instantly. Well, his Su was serious about the nipples coming off (even if it is still REEEEALLY funny).
"Alright alright Su, I'm sorry. Tell me how this started."
“I wouldn’t do that if I were you.” A tall male warned in a menacing tone, glaring at his friend. Without notice whatsoever, he snatched the apple away from his friend’s hand.
“Hey! What’s up with that? It’s my apple!”
“I’m just doing you a favor,” Junsu’s eye brows raised. “by saving your life.”
“What the hell Changmin?”
“I just saved your life and you’re not even gonna thank me for that? Unbelievable!”
“Why would I thank you for stealing my apple?!”
Changmin shrugged. “I don’t know, maybe because eating too much apples would make your nipples fall off. Junsu, my friend, there is a saying that ‘An apple a day keeps the doctor away’. So, if you eat more than one, you’re defeating the purpose and boom! Bye bye nipples!”
"WHAT!!!!!!!!" was the loud echo that resounded throughout the neighborhood.
Meanwhile, Yoochun was lost. He didn't know whether to laugh or to believe what that brat told his lover.
"Su, Come on. You've been eating apples since what? Since you had teeth! I don't think anyone's nipples would fall off."
Junsu lifted his head up to look at Yoochun's eyes. Yoochun sighed, walked to the kitchen and took an apple over the counter. "See this?" He pointed out and slowly took a bite.
Junsu looked shocked. Well, he didn't want Yoochun to loose his nipples now, does he? Setting the apple down, Yoochun stripped his shirt off. Trying to justify how safe apples are.
"Now look." He said, holding his man boobs to emphasize his point. "Still there, aren't they? Apples are fruits and it actually helps your body!" He bent down grabbing his shirt when a hand stopped him.
Yoochun looked at Junsu and met him straight in the eyes.
"So? You're willing to strip for me to prove a point, huh?" Junsu's eyes sparkled.
Yoochun maintained his composure and stood up. "I'm just saying. Now..." He started walking out the door with a bat. Junsu followed behind him. "Where is Changmin"
Now, that wasn't really a question, is it?
pairing: yoochun/junsu
genre: general, crack
rating: pg
length: oneshot
summary: Yoochun comes home one night from work and finds his little angel sulking.
a/n: basically, changmin's theories series will be random theories by changmin :) got help from
shinminji here“I’m home!” Yoochun came home with a bright smile on his face only to spot his beloved in the
living room with a big frown plastered on his cherubic face, tears brimming his tadpole eyes. With an amazing speed, he sprinted towards his baby. “Su, what’s wrong?”
The said male’s lips quivered as he burst into tears, clutching on his lover’s shirt for dear life. “C-chunnie..”
“Hey babe, what’s wrong? What happened?”
“Changmin..” the crying boy whispered.
Changmin? Yoochun lifted his eye brows. Now what did that self-proclaimed genius do this time?
"What did he do?"
Junsu gave out a sob and inhaled harshly. "He told me my nipples would fall off!"
"WHAT!?" Yoochun then burst in a hysterical fit of laughter. “Well, come on, I mean seriously..”
"It's not a laughing matter! Chunnie..what if it's starting to fall now?!" Realizing what he said, Junsu lifted his shirt to see if it were really coming off which just sent Yoochun, who was trying so incredibly hard to stop his chuckles, to just break down and fall on the couch laughing so hard.
Junsu just sobbed, and that stopped Yoochun's laughter almost instantly. Well, his Su was serious about the nipples coming off (even if it is still REEEEALLY funny).
"Alright alright Su, I'm sorry. Tell me how this started."
★☆★☆
“I wouldn’t do that if I were you.” A tall male warned in a menacing tone, glaring at his friend. Without notice whatsoever, he snatched the apple away from his friend’s hand.
“Hey! What’s up with that? It’s my apple!”
“I’m just doing you a favor,” Junsu’s eye brows raised. “by saving your life.”
“What the hell Changmin?”
“I just saved your life and you’re not even gonna thank me for that? Unbelievable!”
“Why would I thank you for stealing my apple?!”
Changmin shrugged. “I don’t know, maybe because eating too much apples would make your nipples fall off. Junsu, my friend, there is a saying that ‘An apple a day keeps the doctor away’. So, if you eat more than one, you’re defeating the purpose and boom! Bye bye nipples!”
"WHAT!!!!!!!!" was the loud echo that resounded throughout the neighborhood.
★☆★☆
Meanwhile, Yoochun was lost. He didn't know whether to laugh or to believe what that brat told his lover.
"Su, Come on. You've been eating apples since what? Since you had teeth! I don't think anyone's nipples would fall off."
Junsu lifted his head up to look at Yoochun's eyes. Yoochun sighed, walked to the kitchen and took an apple over the counter. "See this?" He pointed out and slowly took a bite.
Junsu looked shocked. Well, he didn't want Yoochun to loose his nipples now, does he? Setting the apple down, Yoochun stripped his shirt off. Trying to justify how safe apples are.
"Now look." He said, holding his man boobs to emphasize his point. "Still there, aren't they? Apples are fruits and it actually helps your body!" He bent down grabbing his shirt when a hand stopped him.
Yoochun looked at Junsu and met him straight in the eyes.
"So? You're willing to strip for me to prove a point, huh?" Junsu's eyes sparkled.
Yoochun maintained his composure and stood up. "I'm just saying. Now..." He started walking out the door with a bat. Junsu followed behind him. "Where is Changmin"
Now, that wasn't really a question, is it?