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kingheechul) wrote2011-10-23 10:44 pm
kingheechul) wrote2011-10-23 10:44 pm
hyukjae didn't know he was...
title: hyukjae didn't know he was...
pairing: kyuhyun/eunhyuk
genre: general
rating: pg13
length: drabble
summary: Hyukjae is in severe pain and chaos ensues. Well, no, not really.
“Kyuhyun is probably screwing the life out of Hyukjae.” Heechul commented when a scream echoed throughout the dorm. “Keep it down will you!”
Just then, the exhausted-looking vocalist emerged in the dining room. “I heard my name.”
“Holy crap Kyuhyun you look like—“
“I know.” the magnae butted in, not wanting to hear any of Heechul’s insults. “I was up all night.”
As Ryeowook put down the last batch of eggs on the table, he gave Kyuhyun a questioning look. “If you’re here, then why is Hyukjae hyung still screaming?”
Kyuhyun shrugged, taking a sip of his milk courtesy of Ryeowook. “Must’ve fallen off the bed or something.”
“Well you don’t look too concerned.” said a worried Donghae. He sighed. “I’ll go check up on him.”
They heard Donghae’s scream a few moments after and they knew they were all in trouble.
-
“Holy crap! What is going on?! Oh Shisus!” Heechul kept on rambling as he drove through the highway to the hospital with a panting and still screaming Hyukjae and a panicking Kyuhyun in the backseat. “The others? Where are the others? Are they following us? Oh my ninja! You two are gonna be the end of me!”
Kyuhyun could only just roll his eyes at the ridiculously loud man.
“HYUNG SHUT UP!” Hyukjae barked, gripping Kyuhyun’s hair, almost yanking it out of his scalp. “CAN’T YOU DRIVE ANY FASTER?! I’M DYING HERE!”
“I am! Geeze. You sound like a pregnant woman!”
-
“Lee Hyukjae ssi is pregnant. And he’s in labor right now.” twelve pairs of eyes stared widely at the nurse.
“How is he pregnant? There were no symptoms, no morning sickness, no cravings and such!” Jungsoo reasoned out, worried and confused.
“Well,” the nurse replied. “Even we find it…unusual but miraculous at the same time. Now if you could just wait. And oh, if you don’t mind me asking, who is, hmm…the father of the baby? Hyukjae ssi might need you right now.”
Kyuhyun raised his hand, pretty sure he’s just whom Hyukjae is looking for.
-
Kyuhyun came out of the delivery room an hour and a half later with a wide smile on his face. “It’s a boy!” he ran around the hallway, hugging each and every one of the members – including the Chinese ones – and their manager. He was happy alright.
Having a baby isn’t something they planned. No one knew it would happen. As Jungsoo said, there were no symptoms, no morning sickness and cravings. How was it possible?
-
“Our lovechild.” Hyukjae mumbled with a hoarse voice, lightly tracing the features of their bundle of joy in his arms. He was very tired but that didn’t stop him from smiling at the sight of their newborn. “Are you happy?” he asked, directing the question to the taller man staring at him.
Kyuhyun was careful to sit beside his boyfriend and gave him a soft peck on the lips. “Are you kidding me? This is like the next best thing that has happened to me. What?” he inquired in confusion, not understanding the frown on the other’s face.
“Next best thing?”
“Well, yes. The best one was probably joining the group. If not, I wouldn’t have met you, you know and if I haven’t met you, there won’t be Kyuhyun junior right now.”
“Kyuhyun junior?” the dancer scoffed. “The nerve! I gave birth to this baby, just so you know."
"Of course, and I love you more for that."
"Oh please! Don't make us puke right now!" commented an annoyed Heechul who was waving a paper on his hand. "I am being nice to you now okay? Here's the form or birth certificate or whatever the shit you call this. I'll ask you the details and I am gonna be nice just this once and fill this up for you. I need your signatures first."
Kyuhyun snorted.
-
"Lee Hyukjae ssi, I'm gonna be taking Heechul now to the nursery."
Hyukjae and Kyuhyun looked at each other and at the nurse who was patiently waiting for them to hand her the baby. "Excuse me, did you just say Heechul?" asked the once pregnant man.
"Yes, sir. Your baby. The birth certificate states that Cho Heechul is your baby's name."
At that moment, Hyukjae fainted, the nurse luckily caught the baby, and Kyuhyun stormed out of the room to kill a certain Kim Heechul.
pairing: kyuhyun/eunhyuk
genre: general
rating: pg13
length: drabble
summary: Hyukjae is in severe pain and chaos ensues. Well, no, not really.
“Kyuhyun is probably screwing the life out of Hyukjae.” Heechul commented when a scream echoed throughout the dorm. “Keep it down will you!”
Just then, the exhausted-looking vocalist emerged in the dining room. “I heard my name.”
“Holy crap Kyuhyun you look like—“
“I know.” the magnae butted in, not wanting to hear any of Heechul’s insults. “I was up all night.”
As Ryeowook put down the last batch of eggs on the table, he gave Kyuhyun a questioning look. “If you’re here, then why is Hyukjae hyung still screaming?”
Kyuhyun shrugged, taking a sip of his milk courtesy of Ryeowook. “Must’ve fallen off the bed or something.”
“Well you don’t look too concerned.” said a worried Donghae. He sighed. “I’ll go check up on him.”
They heard Donghae’s scream a few moments after and they knew they were all in trouble.
-
“Holy crap! What is going on?! Oh Shisus!” Heechul kept on rambling as he drove through the highway to the hospital with a panting and still screaming Hyukjae and a panicking Kyuhyun in the backseat. “The others? Where are the others? Are they following us? Oh my ninja! You two are gonna be the end of me!”
Kyuhyun could only just roll his eyes at the ridiculously loud man.
“HYUNG SHUT UP!” Hyukjae barked, gripping Kyuhyun’s hair, almost yanking it out of his scalp. “CAN’T YOU DRIVE ANY FASTER?! I’M DYING HERE!”
“I am! Geeze. You sound like a pregnant woman!”
-
“Lee Hyukjae ssi is pregnant. And he’s in labor right now.” twelve pairs of eyes stared widely at the nurse.
“How is he pregnant? There were no symptoms, no morning sickness, no cravings and such!” Jungsoo reasoned out, worried and confused.
“Well,” the nurse replied. “Even we find it…unusual but miraculous at the same time. Now if you could just wait. And oh, if you don’t mind me asking, who is, hmm…the father of the baby? Hyukjae ssi might need you right now.”
Kyuhyun raised his hand, pretty sure he’s just whom Hyukjae is looking for.
-
Kyuhyun came out of the delivery room an hour and a half later with a wide smile on his face. “It’s a boy!” he ran around the hallway, hugging each and every one of the members – including the Chinese ones – and their manager. He was happy alright.
Having a baby isn’t something they planned. No one knew it would happen. As Jungsoo said, there were no symptoms, no morning sickness and cravings. How was it possible?
-
“Our lovechild.” Hyukjae mumbled with a hoarse voice, lightly tracing the features of their bundle of joy in his arms. He was very tired but that didn’t stop him from smiling at the sight of their newborn. “Are you happy?” he asked, directing the question to the taller man staring at him.
Kyuhyun was careful to sit beside his boyfriend and gave him a soft peck on the lips. “Are you kidding me? This is like the next best thing that has happened to me. What?” he inquired in confusion, not understanding the frown on the other’s face.
“Next best thing?”
“Well, yes. The best one was probably joining the group. If not, I wouldn’t have met you, you know and if I haven’t met you, there won’t be Kyuhyun junior right now.”
“Kyuhyun junior?” the dancer scoffed. “The nerve! I gave birth to this baby, just so you know."
"Of course, and I love you more for that."
"Oh please! Don't make us puke right now!" commented an annoyed Heechul who was waving a paper on his hand. "I am being nice to you now okay? Here's the form or birth certificate or whatever the shit you call this. I'll ask you the details and I am gonna be nice just this once and fill this up for you. I need your signatures first."
Kyuhyun snorted.
-
"Lee Hyukjae ssi, I'm gonna be taking Heechul now to the nursery."
Hyukjae and Kyuhyun looked at each other and at the nurse who was patiently waiting for them to hand her the baby. "Excuse me, did you just say Heechul?" asked the once pregnant man.
"Yes, sir. Your baby. The birth certificate states that Cho Heechul is your baby's name."
At that moment, Hyukjae fainted, the nurse luckily caught the baby, and Kyuhyun stormed out of the room to kill a certain Kim Heechul.