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kingheechul) wrote2010-06-24 09:31 pm
kingheechul) wrote2010-06-24 09:31 pm
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Pick Me!
Title: Pick Me!
Pairing: Junsu-centric, YooSu
Genre: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: crazy!Su
Length: One Shot
Summary: Junsu is plain bored and comes up with a silly idea.
A/N: This is inspired from “333 ways to get kicked out of Wal Mart” and an MLIA post. And oh, this is kinda pointless but feel free to read and enjoy! LOL ^^
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Junsu is bored, definitely bored. Being alone in the house has never been this mind-numbing.
Opening his laptop, he surfed the net and checked out random sites. A wide grin spread across his face, ’333 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Wal Mart’
Perfect! Just perfect.
Although there is no Wal Mart in Korea, there is still Lotte Mart. No worries.
Heaving out a sigh, he entered the shopping mart. He grabbed a shopping cart and strolled around the place. He then spotted the aisle of toiletries. He scrunched up his face and crouched down, staring at the boxes of tissue papers. Just then, a sales man approached him and asked, “Do you need help in anything, sir?”
Junsu stood up, pouted and looked at the man with teary eyes. “Why won’t you people just leave me alone?” his lips quivered as those words came out of his mouth. Before the sales man could even say something, he ran away leaving his shopping cart and the puzzled sales man.
About three aisles away from the tissue boxes, he sighed in relief and laughed heartily. That was fun, but not enough.
“Honey, you forgot to buy my chocolates!”
“Oh, right! I’m sorry babe, come on let’s get your chocolates”
Oh, what a cute couple!
Junsu discreetly followed the couple who was scanning the aisle of chocolates. He approached the guy and slapped him hard. “WHAT IS THIS? I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!”
“W-what are you talking about? And who the hell are you?”
“Taecyeon oppa, who’s this? What is your relationship with him?”
The guy named Taecyeon shook his head, “I don’t even know him”
“Liar!” he slapped Taecyeon again. “How can you deny your own boyfriend?”
“B-boyfriend? You’re gay?” the girl looked utterly shocked.
“NO! Look mister, I don’t know who you are so please stop acting like you know me!” and with that, he grabbed his girlfriend’s wrist and dragged her away.
Junsu blinked. Was that too much? He just wanted to have fun, not ruin other people’s relationship. Guess that was too much.
Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.
★☆★☆
“Oh oh oh oppareul saranghae..” he hummed, walking along an aisle until he spotted a pile of clothes.
He looked both ways and lucky for him, not much people are there. He grinned as he jumped into the pile of clothes and hid himself. Then, he spotted a hot and gorgeous man with a shoulder-length wavy hair walking by. The man stopped in the pile and started looking for nice graphic shirts, not noticing that there is actually a man buried in that pile.
Junsu giggled softly. He counted to five and popped his head out of the stack of clothes which startled the man out of his wits. “Shit!” the man cursed, putting his hand on his chest.
Then, Junsu let out a pout and used his puppy eyes as he said, “Pick me, please?”
Seeing Junsu’s adorable face and irresistible pout, them man finally calmed down and a smile formed his lips. Chuckling softly, he pulled Junsu out of the mountain of clothes. “Park Yoochun,” he introduced, extending out his hand.
Junsu grinned and willingly took Yoochun’s hand. “Kim Junsu”
“If you weren’t cute, I would’ve thought you’re crazy”
“I was bored,”
“It was obvious,” Yoochun replied with a chuckle. “since you’re bored, mind going on a date with me?”
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A/N: I warned you it was pointless. Haha ^^ And oh, I think Korea has Wal Mart now. LOL
Pairing: Junsu-centric, YooSu
Genre: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: crazy!Su
Length: One Shot
Summary: Junsu is plain bored and comes up with a silly idea.
A/N: This is inspired from “333 ways to get kicked out of Wal Mart” and an MLIA post. And oh, this is kinda pointless but feel free to read and enjoy! LOL ^^
-
Junsu is bored, definitely bored. Being alone in the house has never been this mind-numbing.
Opening his laptop, he surfed the net and checked out random sites. A wide grin spread across his face, ’333 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Wal Mart’
Perfect! Just perfect.
Although there is no Wal Mart in Korea, there is still Lotte Mart. No worries.
Heaving out a sigh, he entered the shopping mart. He grabbed a shopping cart and strolled around the place. He then spotted the aisle of toiletries. He scrunched up his face and crouched down, staring at the boxes of tissue papers. Just then, a sales man approached him and asked, “Do you need help in anything, sir?”
Junsu stood up, pouted and looked at the man with teary eyes. “Why won’t you people just leave me alone?” his lips quivered as those words came out of his mouth. Before the sales man could even say something, he ran away leaving his shopping cart and the puzzled sales man.
About three aisles away from the tissue boxes, he sighed in relief and laughed heartily. That was fun, but not enough.
“Honey, you forgot to buy my chocolates!”
“Oh, right! I’m sorry babe, come on let’s get your chocolates”
Oh, what a cute couple!
Junsu discreetly followed the couple who was scanning the aisle of chocolates. He approached the guy and slapped him hard. “WHAT IS THIS? I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!”
“W-what are you talking about? And who the hell are you?”
“Taecyeon oppa, who’s this? What is your relationship with him?”
The guy named Taecyeon shook his head, “I don’t even know him”
“Liar!” he slapped Taecyeon again. “How can you deny your own boyfriend?”
“B-boyfriend? You’re gay?” the girl looked utterly shocked.
“NO! Look mister, I don’t know who you are so please stop acting like you know me!” and with that, he grabbed his girlfriend’s wrist and dragged her away.
Junsu blinked. Was that too much? He just wanted to have fun, not ruin other people’s relationship. Guess that was too much.
Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.
★☆★☆
“Oh oh oh oppareul saranghae..” he hummed, walking along an aisle until he spotted a pile of clothes.
He looked both ways and lucky for him, not much people are there. He grinned as he jumped into the pile of clothes and hid himself. Then, he spotted a hot and gorgeous man with a shoulder-length wavy hair walking by. The man stopped in the pile and started looking for nice graphic shirts, not noticing that there is actually a man buried in that pile.
Junsu giggled softly. He counted to five and popped his head out of the stack of clothes which startled the man out of his wits. “Shit!” the man cursed, putting his hand on his chest.
Then, Junsu let out a pout and used his puppy eyes as he said, “Pick me, please?”
Seeing Junsu’s adorable face and irresistible pout, them man finally calmed down and a smile formed his lips. Chuckling softly, he pulled Junsu out of the mountain of clothes. “Park Yoochun,” he introduced, extending out his hand.
Junsu grinned and willingly took Yoochun’s hand. “Kim Junsu”
“If you weren’t cute, I would’ve thought you’re crazy”
“I was bored,”
“It was obvious,” Yoochun replied with a chuckle. “since you’re bored, mind going on a date with me?”
▬▬▬▬▬▬
A/N: I warned you it was pointless. Haha ^^ And oh, I think Korea has Wal Mart now. LOL
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