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kingheechul) wrote2011-05-29 12:22 am
kingheechul) wrote2011-05-29 12:22 am
of break ups and fried hair
title: of breakups and fried hair
pairing(s): yunho/jaejoong, yoochun/junsu, changmin/kibum
genre: general, crack
rating: pg13
length: oneshot
summary: Wherein Changmin shamelessly makes fun of Jaejoong’s hair and everything goes wrong after that.
iamawesome_bowdown is now online
mickypark is now online
ayyyboy is now online
iamawesome_bowdown: lol-ing forever! ~(^o^)~
mickypark: ok. so what’s up with u?
iamawesome_bowdown: laugh with me hyung!
ayyyboy: hi Yoochun ah!
mickypark: hello yunho hyung
mickypark: wud u mind telling me what's wrong with changmin? o_o
ayyyboy: well..
ayyyboy: idgi either.
iamawesome_bowdown: you have got to be kidding me! LOLOLOLOL
ayyyboy: i miss you guys.
iamawesome_bowdown: i don't.
mickypark: i miss u too
ayyyboy: you're not included Changmin.
ayyyboy: if it wasn't obvious.
iamawesome_bowdown: this. THIS!
iamawesome_bowdown: http://i1093.photobucket.com/albums/i432/bangingkwonyuri/225390_202781759756858_100000751063281_490476_2352433_n.jpg
iamawesome_bowdown: told ya!
ayyyboy: oh no you didn't!
ohmygodsun is now online
ohmygodsun: haluuuu!
ohmygodsun: oh. OH. yer gonna be in big trouble young man..
mickypark: hi su
ohmygodsun: hey there gorgeous <3
iamawesome_bowdown: eww.
mickypark: jealous bitch
ohmygodsun: what he said.
ohmygodsun: wheres unho hy
ohmygodsun: yuhno
ohmygodsun: yunho hyugn
ohmygodsun: yunho hyung
iamawesome_bowdown: wow o_o seriously
ohmygodsun: what? /blinks innocently
iamawesome_bowdown: /stabs your eyes out
mickypark: asshole
itsyunjaetime: language, guys!
iamawesome_bowdown: and since when were you here?
mickypark: yeah
ohmygodsun: yeah!
ayyyboy: hi babe!
itsyunjaetime: hi yunniebear!
iamawesome_bowdown: /vomits on junsu hyung's head
itsyunjaetime: i'm invisible
iamawesome_bowdown: no shit, sherlock!
mickypark: wud u stop it?
ayyyboy: i miss you, babe T-T
iamawesome_bowdown: make me.
itsyunjaetime: i miss you too, visit us? /puppy eyes
ohmygodsun: oh bitch, i will
itsyunjaetime: count me in, Su
itsyunjaetime: and what's with you laughing at my picture, huh? /glares
ayyyboy: Jaejoong, honey..
ohmygodsun: HA! in ir face SHIM CHANGMEAN
itsyunjaetime: yes Yunho darling?
mickypark: can i barf??
iamawesome_bowdown: hi hyung! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
iamawesome_bowdown: junsu hyung won't mind having puke all over him.
ohmygodsun: one day..i'll kill u!
mickypark: me too
iamawesome_bowdown: looking forward to that.
itsyunjaetime: i'm waiting.. /taps foot not-so-patiently
iamawesome_bowdown: jaejoong hyung..
iamawesome_bowdown: LOLOLOLOLOL IDE!
mickypark: idgi
ohmygodsun: u think i do?!
ayyyboy: no one's asking you, Junsu.
iamawesome_bowdown: /snickers
itsyunjaetime: Shim Changmin!
iamawesome_bowdown: present!
ayyyboy: boo, calm down.
itsyunjaetime: calm down? HOW CAN I CALM DOWN?!
iamawesome_bowdown: fine!
iamawesome_bowdown: what happened to your hair?
iamawesome_bowdown: it looks ridiculous.
itsyunjaetime: what?
iamawesome_bowdown: it looks like someone deep-fried it.
itsyunjaetime: what?!
ayyyboy: WHAT?! O_O
mickypark: uh-oh
ohmygodsun: double uh-oh
ohmygodsun: i dun wanna be involved here
ohmygodsun: bye!
mickypark: what! su honey!
ohmygodsun is now offline
mickypark: uhh..good luck?
mickypark is now offline
itsyunjaetime: you.. YOU!
ayyyboy: good job Shim
ayyyboy: that was sarcasm btw
iamawesome_bowdown: me? what?
iamawesome_bowdown: you should be happy i'm telling you the truth.
iamawesome_bowdown: i bet yunho hyung would tell you you look amazing when it's not true.
ayyyboy: Shim Changmin!
iamawesome_bowdown: what? be happy i don't lie
mickypark is now online
mickypark: bitch
mickypark: u made jaejoong hyung cry
iamawesome_bowdown: not my fault.
ayyyboy: i'm calling him
iamawesome_bowdown: sheesh. it's not even a big deal
ayyyboy: why isn't he answering?
mickypark: idk
mickypark is now offline
ayyyboy: uhh...
iamawesome_bowdown: lol you suck
kibumisme is now online
iamawesome_bowdown: kibum!
kibumisme: ok so junsu hyung called me
ayyyboy: Changmin made Jaejoong cry.
iamawesome_bowdown: i didn't!
iamawesome_bowdown: it's not my fault he has lame tearducts.
kibumisme: what happened?
ayyyboy: Changmin happened.
ayyyboy: he made fun of Jaejoong's hair.
kibumisme: he did?
iamawesome_bowdown: i did.
ayyyboy: /glares
iamawesome_bowdown: /stares
ayyyboy: don't you stare at me like that young man!
ayyyboy: apologize!
iamawesome_bowdown: to whom?
kibumisme: /watches in amusement
ayyyboy: Jaejoong! who else?
iamawesome_bowdown: not gonna happen.
ayyyboy: oh you stubborn man!
iamawesome_bowdown: why thank you!
itsyunjaetime: i'm okay
iamawesome_bowdown: no one's asking.
kibumisme: /chuckles
kibumisme: ok i'll stop
iamawesome_bowdown: jaejoong hyung..
itsyunjaetime: hmm
ayyyboy: you better apologize
iamawesome_bowdown: tell me who did it.
itsyunjaetime: did what? >_<
iamawesome_bowdown: who fried your hair? LOLOLOLOLOL
kibumisme: jj hyung!
kibumisme: what changmin meant to say was..
iamawesome_bowdown: no.
iamawesome_bowdown: nothing.
iamawesome_bowdown: i meant exactly just that.
ayyyboy: you're gonna be a dead man
itsyunjaetime: ...
moveyourhotbutt is now online
moveyourhotbutt: aww. u made jaejoong hyung cry!
moveyourhotbutt: again!
ayyyboy: and who are you?
itsyunjaetime: /hides in a corner
moveyourhotbutt: this is yoochun and i's joint account. HAHA ^^
iamawesome_bowdown: gay.
moveyourhotbutt: speak for urself
itsyunjaetime: /wails
iamawesome_bowdown: someone needs attention.
iamawesome_bowdown: LOSER.
ayyyboy: i could hear you laughing from my room
ayyyboy: stop it!
ayyyboy: ASSHOLE
iamawesome_bowdown: le gasp!
iamawesome_bowdown: you called jaejoong hyung an asshole!
itsyunjaetime: WHAT?!
itsyunjaetime: JUNG YUNHO!
ayyyboy: wait!
iamawesome_bowdown: /cackles
ayyyboy: no babe!
iamawesome_bowdown: are you calling me babe?
kibumisme: changmin
ayyyboy: no, not you! stupid
ayyyboy: Jaejoong baby!
moveyourhotbutt: uhh..hi kibum?
kibumisme: hi
kibumisme: hyungs?
ayyyboy: where's Jaejoong?
moveyourhotbutt: yes kibum?
moveyourhotbutt: shaving his head
kibumisme: he is?
ayyyboy: HE IS?
iamawesome_bowdown: i doubt it.
moveyourhotbutt: fine
moveyourhotbutt: wdk
ayyyboy: wdk?
kibumisme: changmin ah?
iamawesome_bowdown: yes bummie?
ayyyboy: am i supposed to be panicking now?
kibumisme: if you don't apologize to jj hyung
moveyourhotbutt: we think so
moveyourhotbutt: he's not in his room
kibumisme: i'll break up with you right here
kibumisme: right now
ayyyboy: crap!
iamawesome_bowdown: double crap!
kibumisme: i'm serious
moveyourhotbutt: we are too
ayyyboy: alright!
ayyyboy: i'll look for him. bye!
ayyyboy: bye!
moveyourhotbutt: bye
ayyyboy is now offline
iamawesome_bowdown: update.
iamawesome_bowdown: jung yunho just ran out of our apartment.
moveyourhotbutt: HAHAHAHAHAHA
kibumisme: why are you guys laughing?
itsyunjaetime is now online
itsyunjaetime: hi guys! ^^
kibumisme: oh.
iamawesome_bowdown: lol
moveyourhotbutt: that.
itsyunjaetime: why?
itsyunjaetime: where's Yunho?
iamawesome_bowdown: club.
iamawesome_bowdown: picking up girls.
iamawesome_bowdown: hahaha
itsyunjaetime: ..am speechless
itsyunjaetime: you freak!
itsyunjaetime: yunniebear is allergic to girls!
iamawesome_bowdown: hmm. whatever you say.
iamawesome_bowdown: but wait.
kibumisme: changmin
moveyourhotbutt: there's more! LOLOLOLOLOLOLLLOOLLL!!!!!1!!!1!!
iamawesome_bowdown: why do i hear a girl's voice in his room>
moveyourhotbutt: ure hopeless, libum
moveyourhotbutt: kibum
kibumisme: i know
kibumisme is now offline
kibumisme is now online
kibumisme: please tell changmin we're over
moveyourhotbutt: gladly! \(^o^)/
kibumisme is now offline
itsyunjaetime: not falling for it.
iamawesome_bowdown: wait!
iamawesome_bowdown: no! kibum!
moveyourhotbutt: changmin just had a nasty break up!
moveyourhotbutt: LOLING FOREVER!
itsyunjaetime: poor Minnie. T-T
iamawesome_bowdown: not gonna cry!
moveyourhotbutt: uh-huh
iamawesome_bowdown: /wails
moveyourhotbutt is now offline
iamawesome_bowdown: bitches.
itsyunjaetime: if you tell me where Yunho is then maybe i'll go talk to Kibum
iamawesome: maybe?
itsyunjaetime: take it or leave it /crosses arms on chest
iamawesome_bowdown: fine!
itsyunjaetime: good boy.
itsyunjaetime: i'll call you
iamawesome_bowdown: i'mma wait.
itsyunjaetime is now offline
iamawesome_bowdown is now offline
ayyyboy is now online
ayyyboy: hello?
ayyyboy: guys?
ayyyboy: i know where Jaejoong is!
ayyyboy: ...
ayyyboy is now offline
pairing(s): yunho/jaejoong, yoochun/junsu, changmin/kibum
genre: general, crack
rating: pg13
length: oneshot
summary: Wherein Changmin shamelessly makes fun of Jaejoong’s hair and everything goes wrong after that.
ayyyboy – Yunho
itsyunjaetime – Jaejoong
mickypark – Yoochun
ohmygodsun – Junsu
iamawesome_bowdown – Changmin
kibumisme – Kibum
itsyunjaetime – Jaejoong
mickypark – Yoochun
ohmygodsun – Junsu
iamawesome_bowdown – Changmin
kibumisme – Kibum
iamawesome_bowdown is now online
mickypark is now online
ayyyboy is now online
iamawesome_bowdown: lol-ing forever! ~(^o^)~
mickypark: ok. so what’s up with u?
iamawesome_bowdown: laugh with me hyung!
ayyyboy: hi Yoochun ah!
mickypark: hello yunho hyung
mickypark: wud u mind telling me what's wrong with changmin? o_o
ayyyboy: well..
ayyyboy: idgi either.
iamawesome_bowdown: you have got to be kidding me! LOLOLOLOL
ayyyboy: i miss you guys.
iamawesome_bowdown: i don't.
mickypark: i miss u too
ayyyboy: you're not included Changmin.
ayyyboy: if it wasn't obvious.
iamawesome_bowdown: this. THIS!
iamawesome_bowdown: http://i1093.photobucket.com/albums/i432/bangingkwonyuri/225390_202781759756858_100000751063281_490476_2352433_n.jpg
iamawesome_bowdown: told ya!
ayyyboy: oh no you didn't!
ohmygodsun is now online
ohmygodsun: haluuuu!
ohmygodsun: oh. OH. yer gonna be in big trouble young man..
mickypark: hi su
ohmygodsun: hey there gorgeous <3
iamawesome_bowdown: eww.
mickypark: jealous bitch
ohmygodsun: what he said.
ohmygodsun: wheres unho hy
ohmygodsun: yuhno
ohmygodsun: yunho hyugn
ohmygodsun: yunho hyung
iamawesome_bowdown: wow o_o seriously
ohmygodsun: what? /blinks innocently
iamawesome_bowdown: /stabs your eyes out
mickypark: asshole
itsyunjaetime: language, guys!
iamawesome_bowdown: and since when were you here?
mickypark: yeah
ohmygodsun: yeah!
ayyyboy: hi babe!
itsyunjaetime: hi yunniebear!
iamawesome_bowdown: /vomits on junsu hyung's head
itsyunjaetime: i'm invisible
iamawesome_bowdown: no shit, sherlock!
mickypark: wud u stop it?
ayyyboy: i miss you, babe T-T
iamawesome_bowdown: make me.
itsyunjaetime: i miss you too, visit us? /puppy eyes
ohmygodsun: oh bitch, i will
itsyunjaetime: count me in, Su
itsyunjaetime: and what's with you laughing at my picture, huh? /glares
ayyyboy: Jaejoong, honey..
ohmygodsun: HA! in ir face SHIM CHANGMEAN
itsyunjaetime: yes Yunho darling?
mickypark: can i barf??
iamawesome_bowdown: hi hyung! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
iamawesome_bowdown: junsu hyung won't mind having puke all over him.
ohmygodsun: one day..i'll kill u!
mickypark: me too
iamawesome_bowdown: looking forward to that.
itsyunjaetime: i'm waiting.. /taps foot not-so-patiently
iamawesome_bowdown: jaejoong hyung..
iamawesome_bowdown: LOLOLOLOLOL IDE!
mickypark: idgi
ohmygodsun: u think i do?!
ayyyboy: no one's asking you, Junsu.
iamawesome_bowdown: /snickers
itsyunjaetime: Shim Changmin!
iamawesome_bowdown: present!
ayyyboy: boo, calm down.
itsyunjaetime: calm down? HOW CAN I CALM DOWN?!
iamawesome_bowdown: fine!
iamawesome_bowdown: what happened to your hair?
iamawesome_bowdown: it looks ridiculous.
itsyunjaetime: what?
iamawesome_bowdown: it looks like someone deep-fried it.
itsyunjaetime: what?!
ayyyboy: WHAT?! O_O
mickypark: uh-oh
ohmygodsun: double uh-oh
ohmygodsun: i dun wanna be involved here
ohmygodsun: bye!
mickypark: what! su honey!
ohmygodsun is now offline
mickypark: uhh..good luck?
mickypark is now offline
itsyunjaetime: you.. YOU!
ayyyboy: good job Shim
ayyyboy: that was sarcasm btw
iamawesome_bowdown: me? what?
iamawesome_bowdown: you should be happy i'm telling you the truth.
iamawesome_bowdown: i bet yunho hyung would tell you you look amazing when it's not true.
ayyyboy: Shim Changmin!
iamawesome_bowdown: what? be happy i don't lie
mickypark is now online
mickypark: bitch
mickypark: u made jaejoong hyung cry
iamawesome_bowdown: not my fault.
ayyyboy: i'm calling him
iamawesome_bowdown: sheesh. it's not even a big deal
ayyyboy: why isn't he answering?
mickypark: idk
mickypark is now offline
ayyyboy: uhh...
iamawesome_bowdown: lol you suck
kibumisme is now online
iamawesome_bowdown: kibum!
kibumisme: ok so junsu hyung called me
ayyyboy: Changmin made Jaejoong cry.
iamawesome_bowdown: i didn't!
iamawesome_bowdown: it's not my fault he has lame tearducts.
kibumisme: what happened?
ayyyboy: Changmin happened.
ayyyboy: he made fun of Jaejoong's hair.
kibumisme: he did?
iamawesome_bowdown: i did.
ayyyboy: /glares
iamawesome_bowdown: /stares
ayyyboy: don't you stare at me like that young man!
ayyyboy: apologize!
iamawesome_bowdown: to whom?
kibumisme: /watches in amusement
ayyyboy: Jaejoong! who else?
iamawesome_bowdown: not gonna happen.
ayyyboy: oh you stubborn man!
iamawesome_bowdown: why thank you!
itsyunjaetime: i'm okay
iamawesome_bowdown: no one's asking.
kibumisme: /chuckles
kibumisme: ok i'll stop
iamawesome_bowdown: jaejoong hyung..
itsyunjaetime: hmm
ayyyboy: you better apologize
iamawesome_bowdown: tell me who did it.
itsyunjaetime: did what? >_<
iamawesome_bowdown: who fried your hair? LOLOLOLOLOL
kibumisme: jj hyung!
kibumisme: what changmin meant to say was..
iamawesome_bowdown: no.
iamawesome_bowdown: nothing.
iamawesome_bowdown: i meant exactly just that.
ayyyboy: you're gonna be a dead man
itsyunjaetime: ...
moveyourhotbutt is now online
moveyourhotbutt: aww. u made jaejoong hyung cry!
moveyourhotbutt: again!
ayyyboy: and who are you?
itsyunjaetime: /hides in a corner
moveyourhotbutt: this is yoochun and i's joint account. HAHA ^^
iamawesome_bowdown: gay.
moveyourhotbutt: speak for urself
itsyunjaetime: /wails
iamawesome_bowdown: someone needs attention.
iamawesome_bowdown: LOSER.
ayyyboy: i could hear you laughing from my room
ayyyboy: stop it!
ayyyboy: ASSHOLE
iamawesome_bowdown: le gasp!
iamawesome_bowdown: you called jaejoong hyung an asshole!
itsyunjaetime: WHAT?!
itsyunjaetime: JUNG YUNHO!
ayyyboy: wait!
iamawesome_bowdown: /cackles
ayyyboy: no babe!
iamawesome_bowdown: are you calling me babe?
kibumisme: changmin
ayyyboy: no, not you! stupid
ayyyboy: Jaejoong baby!
moveyourhotbutt: uhh..hi kibum?
kibumisme: hi
kibumisme: hyungs?
ayyyboy: where's Jaejoong?
moveyourhotbutt: yes kibum?
moveyourhotbutt: shaving his head
kibumisme: he is?
ayyyboy: HE IS?
iamawesome_bowdown: i doubt it.
moveyourhotbutt: fine
moveyourhotbutt: wdk
ayyyboy: wdk?
kibumisme: changmin ah?
iamawesome_bowdown: yes bummie?
ayyyboy: am i supposed to be panicking now?
kibumisme: if you don't apologize to jj hyung
moveyourhotbutt: we think so
moveyourhotbutt: he's not in his room
kibumisme: i'll break up with you right here
kibumisme: right now
ayyyboy: crap!
iamawesome_bowdown: double crap!
kibumisme: i'm serious
moveyourhotbutt: we are too
ayyyboy: alright!
ayyyboy: i'll look for him. bye!
ayyyboy: bye!
moveyourhotbutt: bye
ayyyboy is now offline
iamawesome_bowdown: update.
iamawesome_bowdown: jung yunho just ran out of our apartment.
moveyourhotbutt: HAHAHAHAHAHA
kibumisme: why are you guys laughing?
itsyunjaetime is now online
itsyunjaetime: hi guys! ^^
kibumisme: oh.
iamawesome_bowdown: lol
moveyourhotbutt: that.
itsyunjaetime: why?
itsyunjaetime: where's Yunho?
iamawesome_bowdown: club.
iamawesome_bowdown: picking up girls.
iamawesome_bowdown: hahaha
itsyunjaetime: ..am speechless
itsyunjaetime: you freak!
itsyunjaetime: yunniebear is allergic to girls!
iamawesome_bowdown: hmm. whatever you say.
iamawesome_bowdown: but wait.
kibumisme: changmin
moveyourhotbutt: there's more! LOLOLOLOLOLOLLLOOLLL!!!!!1!!!1!!
iamawesome_bowdown: why do i hear a girl's voice in his room>
moveyourhotbutt: ure hopeless, libum
moveyourhotbutt: kibum
kibumisme: i know
kibumisme is now offline
kibumisme is now online
kibumisme: please tell changmin we're over
moveyourhotbutt: gladly! \(^o^)/
kibumisme is now offline
itsyunjaetime: not falling for it.
iamawesome_bowdown: wait!
iamawesome_bowdown: no! kibum!
moveyourhotbutt: changmin just had a nasty break up!
moveyourhotbutt: LOLING FOREVER!
itsyunjaetime: poor Minnie. T-T
iamawesome_bowdown: not gonna cry!
moveyourhotbutt: uh-huh
iamawesome_bowdown: /wails
moveyourhotbutt is now offline
iamawesome_bowdown: bitches.
itsyunjaetime: if you tell me where Yunho is then maybe i'll go talk to Kibum
iamawesome: maybe?
itsyunjaetime: take it or leave it /crosses arms on chest
iamawesome_bowdown: fine!
itsyunjaetime: good boy.
itsyunjaetime: i'll call you
iamawesome_bowdown: i'mma wait.
itsyunjaetime is now offline
iamawesome_bowdown is now offline
ayyyboy is now online
ayyyboy: hello?
ayyyboy: guys?
ayyyboy: i know where Jaejoong is!
ayyyboy: ...
ayyyboy is now offline
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thanks for reading! ^^
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♥
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CAPSLOCK IS FUN 8D
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I AGREE! ^^
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WE DO, IF IT WERENT FOR THAT BITCH WE'D BE LIKE WHAT THE HELL, WHAT YUNJAE THERE IS NO TENSION ANYWHERE GRRRR
♥
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AND SO, YOUR USERNAME.BUT REALLY, HE MAKES EVERYTHING ALL THE MORE OBVIOUS. ^^
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SORRY THAT DIDN'T MAKE SENSE AT ALL.no subject
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