and that's how you do it

[kingheechul]

title: and that’s how you do it
pairing: yoochun/junsu
genre: general, humor
rating: pg13
length: drabble
summary: Junsu thinks he’s sexy but Yoochun thinks otherwise.





Junsu has quite some self-confidence and when he says he’s handsome, he is. When he says he’s adorable, he is. And when he says he’s sexy, he is. So when asked about who’s sexier between two guys by his boyfriend, he doesn’t find it very interesting at all. “What did you just say?”

“Who do you think has a firmer ass? Jaejoong hyung or Hyukjae?”

“Hyukjae? Jaejoong hyung? Park Yoochun, why would you ask something like that?”

Yoochun shrugs, wrapping an arm around Junsu’s waist. “It was an innocent question. The last time I touched both, Hyukjae’s was squishier.”

“You touched their asses?!” Junsu inquires in annoyance. “And what about mine?!”

“What about yours?”

“Mine’s better! Way better!”

“Well, yeah, but Jaejoong hyung’s is firmer and it looks pretty nice.”

“Mine doesn’t?!” Clearly, this was not making Junsu happy. He removes Yoochun’s arm on his waist and pushes him away, not too hard though. He gives his own denim-clothed butt a slap and points an accusing finger at Yoochun. “You know how my butt is, Yoochun! It’s big and squishy and you love it!”

“Hmm…I do, but we weren’t active for two months because you were busy. I eventually forgot how soft it felt in my hands.”

“Then I’m busy no more!” Junsu says with such rage that Yoochun thinks it’s ridiculous. “You are gonna remember everything and I am gonna show you how squishy and fuckable my ass is!” he gives Yoochun a sloppy kiss on the lips before stomping his way to Yoochun’s bedroom.

Yoochun stares at his angry lover’s retreating back and turns around after a moment to face his gaping cousin. He smirks and gives him a thumbs up. “And that’s how Chunface does it."

Comments

[still-doll-15.livejournal.com]

I AM HERE. I LOVE PROCRASTINATING.

DEAR THESIS, GO FCUK YOURSELF. THANK YOU. LOVE, LAZY CHULNA AND LAZIER CHANGJEE

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YOU ARE HERE AGAIN. WE ARE PROCRASTINATION-MATES? PROCRASTINATING-MATES? PROCRASTIMATES? WHAAAAT?! MY GRAMMAR IS DETERIORATING.


DEAR THESIS, YOU MIGHT NEED TO HAVE HANDCUFFS AND WHIPPED CREAM WITH YOU. FOR MORE PLEASURE. GO FUCK AND WRITE YOURSELF. LOVE, LAZY CHULNA AND LAZIER CHANGJEE

HOMAYGAD I LOVE THE NAMES! HAHAHA

[still-doll-15.livejournal.com]

PROCRASTMATES SOUNDS GOOD TO ME. NO, YOUR GRAMMAR IS STILL VERYYY GOOD! DON'T SAY THAT!!!

DEAR THESIS, PLEASE DON'T USE THOSE HANDCUFFS. JAEJOONG AND HANA MIGHT USE THEM. AND NOT THAT WHIPPED CREAM. CHANGMIN AND I MIGHT USE IT. YOU KNOW WHAT, JUST GO WRITE YOURSELF. LOVE, LAZY CHULNA/JAENA AND LAZIER CHANGJEE

RANDOM NAME IS RANDOM! WAE DO YOU HAVE TWO GUYS WITH YOU???

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THEN PROCRATSMATES IT IS!! WELL, UHH..THANK YOU? OKAAAAY, SO THAT WAS AWKWARD.

DEAR THESIS, CHANGJEE IS RIGHT. PLEASE LISTEN TO HER FOR THE LOVE OF SHISUS! LOVE, LAZY CHULNA/JAENA AND LAZIER CHANGJEE

BUT..DON'T YOU HAVE CHUNFACE? O_O

[still-doll-15.livejournal.com]

WE ARE AWESOME PROCRASTMATES. YAYYYYYY!!!

DEAR THESIS, PLEASE LISTEN MORE ON THE GO WRITE YOURSELF PART, NOT THE GO FUCK YOURSELF PART. O_O LOVE WITH AWKWARDNESS, LAZY CHULNA/JAENA AND LAZIER CHANGJEE/JEESU

CHUNFACE IS....

...HE'S BUSY SEDUCING JAEJOONG... HOLD ONTO YOUR MAN!!!!

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DOUBLE YAAAAY!!!!

DEAR THESIS, IF WE FIND OUT YOU'RE FUCKING YOURSELF RATHER THAN WRITING, YOU WILL NOT LIKE WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN. WITH MUCH LOVE AND SPRINKLES, LAZY CHULNA/JAENA AND LAZIER CHANGJEE/JEESU.

OH SO YOU DECIDED TO ADOPT JUNSU? HAHA!

HOMAYGAD CHUNFACE I AM SO GONNA RIP HIS BALLS OFF! I REALLY AM NOT HAPPY ABOUT THE TREMENDOUS AMOUNT OF JAECHUN MOMENTS RIGHT NOW! /WAILS

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YAYY AGAIN! JUST BECAUSE!

DEAR THESIS, JUST GO WRITE YOURSELF TO MAKE EVERYTHING SIMPLE AND NO ONE GETS HURT. LIVE, LAZY CHULNA/JAENA AND LAZIER CHANGJEE/JEESU

ADOPT HIM?????!!!!! NO WAY!!!!! I AM CALLING HIM MINE AT THE MEAN TIME BECAUSE CHUN!FACE IS NEGLECTING HIM. ;D

NOTICE THAT WE DO NOT SEE THEIR HANDS??! DID YOU NOTICE THAT???!!! ASDFGHJKLKJHGFDSADFGHJKLKJHGFDSD!!! CHUN!FACE NEEDS TO STOP FLIRTING LIKE THIS! D;

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ONCE AGAIN, YAY!


DEAR THESIS, JUST WHAT SHE SAID. LOVE, LAZY CHULNA/JAENA AND LAZIER CHANGJEE/JEESU/CHUNJEE


D'AWW. POOR DUCKBUTT NEEDS AN OWNER. =_= THANK YOU FOR ADOPTING HIM. PLEASE TAKE CARE OF HIM. HE WAS ONCE MINE, JSYK.


I DIDN'T NOTICE ANYTHING! O_O WHY? WADDAP?! I TRIED OBSERVING THEIR HANDS BUT..BUT..WHYYYY? HE'S BREAKING OUR YOOSU HEARTS! BITCH.

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NYAYYYY!

DEAR THESIS, WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE????? LOVE, LAZY CHULNA/JAENA AND LAZIER CHANGJEE/JEESUI AM TEMPTED TO TYPE WHAT YOU TYPED THERE XDDD

HE WAS ONCE YOURS???? OMG? REALLY???

WE CAN'T SEE HIS HANDS!!! AND THERE IS SOME SPECULATION THAT HE MIGHT BE GROPING JAE.... GET YOUR TORCHES AND PITCHFORKS!!!!

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BOOYAH!

DEAR THESIS, GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE! LOVE, LAZY CHULNA/JAENA AND LAZIER CHANGJEE/JEESU/CHUNJEE I KNOW YOU CAN'T RESIST CHUNFACE HAHAHAHA!

YEAH. LIKE, A VERY, VEEEEEEERY LONG TIME AGO. LOLOL LET'S JUST PRETEND I DIDN'T SAY THAT, OKAY? OKAY, GOOD.

HOMAYGAD THAT BAMF!! WE SHALL TIE HIM UP! WILL FORCED ABSTINENCE WORK ON HIM? I HAVE MY TORCHES AND PITCHFORKS NOW!!

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...MEOW~

DEAR THESIS, JUST BURN YOURSELF. WE ARE ENJOYING TO MUCH OF THE FANDOM TO CARE THO, MAYBE LATER XDD LOVE, LAZY CHULNA/JAENA/RINA YURI, JSYK... AND TO MAKE IT FAIR AND LAZIER CHANGJEE/JEESU/CHUNJEE DAMN MY SOFT SPOT FOR YOOCHUN XDD

BUT WHY??? I CANNOT. I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO PRETEND. JUST TELL ME WHAT HAPPENEDDDDDD!

CAN WE JUST FORCE JUNSU ON HIM? ABSTINENCE IS BOTH A TORTURE TO HIM AND TO US, JSYK XDDDD

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BAMBAYAAAA.

DEAR THESIS, GO DO THAT AND WE WILL FOREVER BE HAPPY. FRANKLY, THE FANDOM HAS MORE IMPORTANCE THAN YOU. LOVE, LAZY CHULNA/JAENA/RINA YURI. YES. THANK YOU!! ^^ AND LAZIER CHANGJEE/JEESU/CHUNJEE I KNEW IT! YOU LOVE HIM TOO MUCH! HAHAHA

YES YOU CAN! WAIT WHAT? NOTHING HAPPENED. NO, NOTHING. REALLY.

WELL, THAT IS A HUNDRED TIMES MORE REASONABLE. A DEPRIVED YOOCHUN WE CAN TAKE, BUT US GETTING DEPRIVED FROM SOME YOOSU GOODNESS. AH, THAT IS VERY MUCH NOT ACCEPTABLE!

[still-doll-15.livejournal.com]

EU KYANG KYANG~

DEAR THESIS, WE SHALL IGNORE YOU NOW. LOVE, LAZY CHULNA/JAENA/RINA AND LAZIER CHANGJEE/JEESU/CHUNJEE IT WAS THE TIO CF'S FAULT. WHY DID YOOCHUN HAVE TO LOOK SO YUMMY THERE??

TELL ME THE WHOLE STORY OF YOU TWOOO!!!

VERY MUCH UNACCEPTABLE. SO, DO WE HAVE A PLAN? KIDNAP JUNSU AND YOOCHUN AND JUST LOCK THEM TOGETHER IN A ROOM FULL OF TOYS AND ENDLESS SUPPLY OF LUBE? XDDDD

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BUM BU-BUM BUM BUM BUM..

DEAR THESIS, WE ARE NOT GONNA MISS YOU. LAZY CHULNA/JAENA/RINA AND LAZIER CHANGJEE/JEESU/CHUNJEE HE ALWAYS LOOKS AND SOUNDS SO YUMMY. THE CF JUST MADE HIM A HUNDRED TIMES YUMMIER.

HAHAHA! YOU'D RATHER NOT HEAR ABOUT IT.

THAT IS A GREAT PLAN! LET US CARRY ON WITH THAT AND MAKE SURE THERE ARE CCTVS INSTALLED FOR OUR VIEWING PLEASURES. ^^

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NYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHA~

DEAR THESIS, WAIT, WHO ARE YOU AGAIN? OH NO, THANK YOU. WE DO NOT WANT TO REMEMBER. LOVE, LAZY CHULNA/JAENA/RINA AND LAZIER CHANGJEE/JEESU/CHUNJEE NOW I AM CRAVING FOR SEX-Y YOOCHUN... RAWR~

BUT I WOULD! I WOULD RATHER HEAR ABOUT IT! OR READ... YEAH, READ IS GOOD.

TONS AND TONS OF CCTV! WITH HD? YOOSU IN HD WOULD BE AWESOME. AND WE WOULD WATCH IT IN A THEATER-LIKE ROOM. OH YEAH!

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BOPEEPBOPEEP..

DEAR THESIS, WHAT..WE.HERE..DON'T..OUT..IN..AJS(!*#(@KSJFDKISD! LOVE, LAZY CHULNA/JAENA/RINA AND LAZIER CHANGJEE/JEESU/CHUNJEE DON'T YOU ALWAYS? =_= HAHAHAHA

BOOM.

3D! 3D IS BETTER. OR 4D? HMM..YEAAAAH.

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DO. DO. DO. DO. DO.

DEAR THESIS, ASDFGHJKUGFRTYDJFDRYKFM23456YGJHVtu#$%^&i#%$^*&^$%^#^&*^&%^#$@#$%%e^NJVGCHKGHGDFCHKVJHFTYVGKJYFOUHVBLJHFVLHJBJLHBLJVHBNMGVKCH!!!!! LOVE, LAZY CHULNA/JAENA/RINA AND LAZIER CHANGJEE/JEESU/CHUNJEE NOW, I ALWAYS CRAVE FOR EITHER SEX-Y CHANGMIN OR SEX-Y JAEJOONG. XDDDD

JUST TELL ME NOWWWW!!!

4D?? FOURSOME? OT5!!!!!! XDDDD

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BANG BANG BANG.

DEAR THESIS, FUCK YOU. LOVE, LAZY CHULNA/JAENA/RINA AND LAZIER CHANGJEE/JEESU/CHUNJEE MUST YOU ADD 'Y'? I DON'T THINK IT'S NECESSARY..AT ALL.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU. LOLOL

YEAH, 4D. YOU DON'T LIKE THAT? O_O NO, NOT FOURSOME. HAHAHAHA NOT FIVESOME TOO.

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*INSERT CHANGMIN'S ORGASMIC MIROTIC SCREAM*

DEAR LJ COMMENT SPACE, WE ARE NOT WRITING ANOTHER LETTER TO THAT SOMETHING BECAUSE WE ARE IGNORING IT. LOVE, LAZY CHULNA/JAENA/RINA AND LAZIER CHANGJEE/JEESU/CHUNJEE I NEED TO. IT'S FOR ME TO SOUND NOT THAT PERVERTED XDDD

B-BUT... DONG BANGING...WAIT, WHY WAS THAT EVEN ON MY MIND? ASDFGHJKLKJHGFDSASDFGHJ!!! ANYWAY, 4D IT IS!!!!

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/HEECHUL TRIES TO IMITATE BUT FAILS MISERABLY

DEAR..THAT, AND WE ARE TOTALLY NOT GONNA MENTION THAT THING FOR OUR POOR SANITY'S SAKE. LOVE LAZY CHULNA/JAENA/RINA AND LAZIER CHANGJEE/JEESU/CHUNJEE DON'T WORRY. NO MATTER HOW INNOCENT YOU THINK YOUR WORDS ARE..IT'S NOT. ^^

WHY? YOU TELL ME. 4D YAY!! ^^

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BUT HEECHUL FAILS MISERABLY AND AWESOMELY. HE IS AWESOME LIKE THAT^^

DEAR LJ COMMENT SPACE, SINCE WE ARE VERY MUCH PERVERTED GIRLS FOR DONG BANG SHIN KI AND SUPER JUNIOR, PREPARE YOURSELF FOR MORE PERVERTED COMMENTS FROM US. WE ARE AWESOME LIKE THAT. LOVE, LAZY CHULNA/JAENA/RINA AND LAZIER CHANGJEE/JEESU/CHUNJEE UGH. IS IT THAT OBVIOUS??? XDD

I CAN'T. I DON'T EVEN KNOW MYSELF. D;

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I HAVE TO AGREE WITH YOU THEN. EVERYTHING HE DOES IS EFFORTLESSLY AWESOME.

DEAR YOU, YES THE COMMENT SPACE, AND SINCE WE KNOW YOU ARE VERY MUCH DEPRIVED OF SMEXY THINGS, WE ARE HERE TO SATISFY YOUR NEEDS BY BEING, YES, THE VERY PERVERTED GIRLS THAT WE ARE. LOVE, LAZY CHULNA/JAENA/RINA AND LAZIER CHANGJEE/JEESE/CHUNJEE VERY OBVIOUS ^^

LOLOLOL OKAAAAY? O_O

[still-doll-15.livejournal.com]

LUCKY BASTARD! WAE CAN'T I BE LIKE HIM??? D;

DEAR COMMENT SPACE, *GIVES YOU BANANA FLAVORED CONDOMS JUST IN CASE* WITH LOVE, LAZY CHULNA/JAENA/RINA AND LAZIER CHANGJEE/JEESE/CHUNJEE FINE. I SHALL TYPE NO MORE ABOUT IT.

YES. XDDD

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THAT IS SOMETHING I WOULD WANT TO KNOW TOO. I NEED HIS AWESOMENESS.

DEAR COMMENT SPACE, USE IT WISELY. OH WAIT, NO NEED. JEEYA PROBABLY HAS LOTS SO SHE MIGHT GIVE YOU ANOTHER ONE LATER ON. LOVE, LAZY CHULNA/JAENA/RINA AND LAZIER CHANGJEE/JEESE/CHUNJEE OH YEAH? WHO ARE YOU KIDDING?

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LET HIM RUB HIS AWESOMENESS ON YOU... AND CHANGMIN'S ON MEEE!! D;

DEAR COMMENT SPACE, NO, YOU NEED TO USE IT WISELY. I DON'T HAVE LOTS... IN FACT, HEECHUL HAS LOTS SO ASK HIM. LOVE, LAZY CHULNA/JAENA/RINA AND LAZIER CHANGJEE/JEESE/CHUNJEE I ALSO DO NOT KNOW...