and that's how you do it

[kingheechul]

title: and that’s how you do it
pairing: yoochun/junsu
genre: general, humor
rating: pg13
length: drabble
summary: Junsu thinks he’s sexy but Yoochun thinks otherwise.





Junsu has quite some self-confidence and when he says he’s handsome, he is. When he says he’s adorable, he is. And when he says he’s sexy, he is. So when asked about who’s sexier between two guys by his boyfriend, he doesn’t find it very interesting at all. “What did you just say?”

“Who do you think has a firmer ass? Jaejoong hyung or Hyukjae?”

“Hyukjae? Jaejoong hyung? Park Yoochun, why would you ask something like that?”

Yoochun shrugs, wrapping an arm around Junsu’s waist. “It was an innocent question. The last time I touched both, Hyukjae’s was squishier.”

“You touched their asses?!” Junsu inquires in annoyance. “And what about mine?!”

“What about yours?”

“Mine’s better! Way better!”

“Well, yeah, but Jaejoong hyung’s is firmer and it looks pretty nice.”

“Mine doesn’t?!” Clearly, this was not making Junsu happy. He removes Yoochun’s arm on his waist and pushes him away, not too hard though. He gives his own denim-clothed butt a slap and points an accusing finger at Yoochun. “You know how my butt is, Yoochun! It’s big and squishy and you love it!”

“Hmm…I do, but we weren’t active for two months because you were busy. I eventually forgot how soft it felt in my hands.”

“Then I’m busy no more!” Junsu says with such rage that Yoochun thinks it’s ridiculous. “You are gonna remember everything and I am gonna show you how squishy and fuckable my ass is!” he gives Yoochun a sloppy kiss on the lips before stomping his way to Yoochun’s bedroom.

Yoochun stares at his angry lover’s retreating back and turns around after a moment to face his gaping cousin. He smirks and gives him a thumbs up. “And that’s how Chunface does it."

Comments

[still-doll-15.livejournal.com]

I WAS NOT IMPLYING ANYTHING! AND I THINK I KNOW WHY OUR CONVOS END UP BEING PERVY. OTL

BUT WHO KNOWS, CHANGMIN MIGHT ENLIST NEXT YEAR OR SOMETHING TO BE DONE WITH IT.

CHANGMIN ENDURES IT... HE IS GETTING FREE FOOD.

[kingheechul.livejournal.com]

AND IT'S DEFINITELY NOT OUR FAULT.

THAT ISN'T A BAD IDEA, ACTUALLY. HIS HEECHUL HYUNG NEEDS HIM ASAP. OKAY, I'M STOPPING NOW.

HAAY. THE THINGS HE DOES FOR FOOD!

[still-doll-15.livejournal.com]

IT IS BECAUSE IT IS DONG BANG SHIN KI WITH HELP FROM SUPER JUNIOR. THAT IS WHY?

AFSDFGMHVFSDGBDFBGRBFB!!! CHANGCHULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!

IKR? AND YUNHO KNOWS BEST HOW TO MANIPULATE HIS DONGSAENG. BASTARD.

[kingheechul.livejournal.com]

THAT IS WHY. UGH. NO MATTER HOW MUCH WE LOVE THESE EIGHTEEN GUYS, CHAOS STILL ENSUES WHEN THEY'RE TOGETHER OR SOMETHING.

WE SHIP THE PAIRING! WAIT, DO YOU? YOU DO, RIGHT?

I AM HATING ON YUNHO RIGHT NOW. WHY DON'T WE JUST GIVE CHANGMIN AN ENDLESS SUPPLY OF FOOD?

[still-doll-15.livejournal.com]

BECAUSE THERE IS CHAOS... SEXINESS DOES THAT, U KNOW. THAT IS WHY JAEJOONG IS PLAGUED WITH CHAOTIC PROBLEMS EVERY DAYYY!

I FREAKING SHIP THAT PAIRING!!!!! I LOVE, LOVE CHANGCHUL!!! I DID WRITE A TEACHER-STUDENT CHANGCHUL, THO IT'S QUITE SHORT D; LET US WRITE A LONGERRR ONE!

HE HAS HIS HOLD ON CHANGMIN. D; CHANGMIN IS CURRENTLY HIS "SLAVE". D;

[kingheechul.livejournal.com]

LOLOL POOR JAEJOONG! I BET HE PLAYS WITH HIS NIPPLE RING AT NIGHT. LOL WHAT.

YOU WILL FOREVER BE BLESSED FOR SHIPPING THEM!! YOU DID? WHAT? LEMME READ IT PLEASE!! ^^ YES, YOU SHALL WRITE A LONGEEEEEEEEEEEEER ONE.

THAT JERK. PSH. HE'S GONNA ABANDON CHANGMIN THE MOMENT JAEJOONG COMES BACK IN HIS ARMS.

[still-doll-15.livejournal.com]

I BET IT'S NOT ONLY DURING THE NIGHT.

CHANGCHUL IS THE SECOND DONGBANGSUJU PAIRING I SHIP AFTER CHANGKYUUUU... IT'S IN YOUR SCRAP FIC COMM AND I THINK YOU READ THAT ALREADY...

LET US KIDNAP JAEJOONG RIGHT NAO! BECAUSE I WANT SEXY CHANGMIN FOR MYSELF

[kingheechul.livejournal.com]

ALL DAY LONG?

CHANGQ..I ADORE THEM. REALLY? OH. WAIT. UHH..YEAH I THINK I REMEMBER IT NOW.

WE SHALL DO THAT! WHY IS THAT CHANGMIN GIF WEIRD? HE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE..HIM.

[still-doll-15.livejournal.com]

YES. WITH OTHER TOYS TOO. POOR HIM D;
HE IS DEPRIVED OF THIS:


REMEMBER IT NA?

HE DOESN'T? BUT IT'S HIM... THE VERY HOT AND HANDSOME AND CUTE AND ADORABLE AND DREAMY AND SEXYYYY HIM... *Q*

[kingheechul.livejournal.com]

A PELVIC THRUSTING YUNHO. LOLOLOL

YESYES I DO!

[kingheechul.livejournal.com]

A PELVIC THRUSTING YUNHO! LOLOLOL

YESYES I DO!

HE DOESN'T. HE LOOKS PUFFIER LOLOL!!

[still-doll-15.livejournal.com]

A VERY MUCH GAY PELVIC THRUSTING YUNHO. NOW IT'S REALLY NOT THAT HARD TO IMAGINE THE FLIRTY YUNHO YOU TOLD ME ABOUT A FEW DAYS AGO. XDDD

YAYY! NOW, ONE QUESTION... WHY DO WE KEEP MAKING THE TEXT IN THE MIDDLE BOLD?

BUT HE'S ADORABLE THAT WAY!!! AND HE'S STILL SEXY TO ME!!!

[kingheechul.livejournal.com]

GAYGAYGAYGAYUNHO. I WOULD WANT TO SEE THAT YUNHO IN ACTION. IT'S GONNA BE SO WEIRD.

BECAUSE IT'S FUN! LOL I HAVE NO IDEA TOO.

DISAGREEING WITH YOU WILL LEAD TO AN ARGUMENT, RIGHT?

[still-doll-15.livejournal.com]

IT DEPENDS... WHAT KIND OF ACTION??????

OKAY THEN... I'MMA FOLLOW YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE AWESOME ;D

YES. AND IF THAT ARGUMENT GROWS I SHALL FIGHT YOU TO THE DEATH. IT IS CHANGMIN WE'RE TALKING ABOUT. XDDDD

[kingheechul.livejournal.com]

HIM FLIRTING HIS PANTS OFF. LOL

WE ARE AWESOME!! ^^

THAT IS WHY I AM STOPPING. I CAN'T RISK MY LIFE FOR CHANGMIN. LOLOL!

[still-doll-15.livejournal.com]

I WANNA SEE THAT TOO!!! JUNG YUNHO, PLEASE FLIRT IN PUBLIC. KTHXBAI

HEECHUL AND CHANGMIN ARE AWESOME^^

GOOD.

[kingheechul.livejournal.com]

YESYESYESYESYESYESYESPLEASE!

AWESOMELY AWESOME.

YAY!

[still-doll-15.livejournal.com]

AND AFTER FLIRTING IN PUBLIC... YEAH, DO JAEJOONG IN PUBLIC. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

THE MOST AWESOME OF THE AWESOMES

YAYY!

[kingheechul.livejournal.com]

THEY'RE EXHIBITIONISTS ALRIGHT. LOLOLOL!

LORD OF THE AWESOMES

YEBAH!