kingheechul: (because 2u...my otp)
lunacy. emptiness. panic. delusion. ([personal profile] kingheechul) wrote2011-09-06 06:06 am

and that's how you do it

title: and that’s how you do it
pairing: yoochun/junsu
genre: general, humor
rating: pg13
length: drabble
summary: Junsu thinks he’s sexy but Yoochun thinks otherwise.





Junsu has quite some self-confidence and when he says he’s handsome, he is. When he says he’s adorable, he is. And when he says he’s sexy, he is. So when asked about who’s sexier between two guys by his boyfriend, he doesn’t find it very interesting at all. “What did you just say?”

“Who do you think has a firmer ass? Jaejoong hyung or Hyukjae?”

“Hyukjae? Jaejoong hyung? Park Yoochun, why would you ask something like that?”

Yoochun shrugs, wrapping an arm around Junsu’s waist. “It was an innocent question. The last time I touched both, Hyukjae’s was squishier.”

“You touched their asses?!” Junsu inquires in annoyance. “And what about mine?!”

“What about yours?”

“Mine’s better! Way better!”

“Well, yeah, but Jaejoong hyung’s is firmer and it looks pretty nice.”

“Mine doesn’t?!” Clearly, this was not making Junsu happy. He removes Yoochun’s arm on his waist and pushes him away, not too hard though. He gives his own denim-clothed butt a slap and points an accusing finger at Yoochun. “You know how my butt is, Yoochun! It’s big and squishy and you love it!”

“Hmm…I do, but we weren’t active for two months because you were busy. I eventually forgot how soft it felt in my hands.”

“Then I’m busy no more!” Junsu says with such rage that Yoochun thinks it’s ridiculous. “You are gonna remember everything and I am gonna show you how squishy and fuckable my ass is!” he gives Yoochun a sloppy kiss on the lips before stomping his way to Yoochun’s bedroom.

Yoochun stares at his angry lover’s retreating back and turns around after a moment to face his gaping cousin. He smirks and gives him a thumbs up. “And that’s how Chunface does it."



[identity profile] xiahniste.livejournal.com 2011-09-06 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
ok. i see. heechul is to blame.
yes, i love,adore, etc etc etc jj's character. at first i thought/hoped he was going to be more...evil, but he was funny, maybe he'll be a little vengeful from now on, but i'd still love it.

and well, i actually hoped they'd release the mv sooner,but no..it had to be when i have an exam...;~;

[identity profile] kingheechul.livejournal.com 2011-09-06 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
YES, HE DEFINITELY IS. ^^ WELL, HE'S QUITE EVIL IN A FUNNY AND ADORABLE WAY SO I DON'T THINK IT COUNTS AS BEING EVIL? LOL WHUT? O_O

WELL, LIFE SUCKS AT TIMES. BUT JAEJOONG SUCKS HARDER.

[identity profile] xiahniste.livejournal.com 2011-09-06 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
lol. I am not really a heechul fan. i do like the fact that he kisses his members tho'. that is a really nice fanservice!

well...the boy's lungs are really strong :DDDD

[identity profile] kingheechul.livejournal.com 2011-09-07 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
YOU..YOU'RE NOT A FAN?! O_O HOLY SHISUS! LOLOL THAT WAS ME OVERREACTING. IGNORE ME. AND YES, HE DOES THE BEST FANSERVICE. WELL, AT LEAST I THINK HE DOES. ^^


TOO STRONG. AND DIDN'T YUNHO SAY HE HAS A GREAT STAMINA? =_= YEAAAAH.

[identity profile] xiahniste.livejournal.com 2011-09-07 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
hahaha. well, i used to be like you when people said they don't like junsu. but i'm starting to cope with the fact that people see things differently from me. /sigh.
and yes, heechul provides really good fanservice. i wonder if he will provide private fanservice in the army?...*wiggles eyebrows* :D

oh. i don't know. he might have. i was too busy stanning yoosu to notice anything yunjae

[identity profile] kingheechul.livejournal.com 2011-09-07 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
HE DOES AND THAT IS NOT IMPOSSIBLE. IT'S A KNOWN FACT THAT THINGS HAPPEN IN THE ARMY. LOL

HE DID, I THINK. AND YEAAAAH, YUNJAE IS JUST THE NEXT BEST THING AFTER YOOSU.

[identity profile] xiahniste.livejournal.com 2011-09-07 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
YUNJAE IS JUST THE NEXT BEST THING AFTER YOOSU.
forever loving you

[identity profile] kingheechul.livejournal.com 2011-09-08 03:12 pm (UTC)(link)
FOREVER LOVING YOU BACK.