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Nanny 911 | 2/5
Title: Nanny 911
Pairing: Akanishi/Kamenashi ; minor!Yunho/Jaejoong
Genre: au!general ; romance ; drama
Rating: R (for language and sexual situations)
Length: 2/5
Summary: Jin never thought an email would change his bachelor life forever.
›› 01
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‘Good day! This is Nanny 911, how may I help you?’
“Uhm, yes, I need a nanny for my…my seven year old son.”
A chuckle. ‘Yes, of course, sir. May I know who’s speaking?’
“Aka…ah, no. K-kwon Jin.”
‘Kwon Jin ssi, do you have any preference for the nanny? We have both male and female employees.’
“Anyone would do.”
‘Okay sir, if you could just tell me your address, we’ll send three of our employees for interview tomorrow.’
“Alright, thank you.”
‘We’re glad to be of service, Kwon ssi. Have a nice day.’
Dial tone.
Now that it’s settled, all he has to do is tell Jaejoong to do the interview for him. Hey, he didn’t use a fake surname for no reason at all. “Hey Jaejoong, you see, there’s this interview tomorrow for—hold up. I’ll call you back okay? Bye!”
A loud thud interrupts his call and he runs to the guest room to find Donghae sprawled on the floor. He slightly panics, kicking the boy’s leg gently. Donghae doesn’t move and that’s when fear takes over him. He scoops up the boy’s body with much care and shakes him lightly.
“Hey buddy, wake up,” he shakes him some more when he still doesn’t respond. “Donghae, baby, wake up…” the boy in his arms stirs and he breathes in a sigh of relief.
“A-appa…?”
“You scared me. Why were you on the floor?” he asks, hugging the boy tight. Even if it was his first time seeing his son, he was genuinely worried.
Donghae yawns as he rests his chin on Jin’s shoulder. “I always fall off the bed when I sleep.” the child says sleepily. “Umma says it’s a bad sleeping habit of mine.”
“Okay, well, thank you for telling me. Now that I’m aware of that, you’ll be sleeping with me from now on.”
Maybe having a son isn’t as bad as he thinks. But still, he couldn’t deny the fact that this situation is still really awkward for him.
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“So you want me to interview the potential nannies in your place?” Jin nods. Once he tucked Donghae back to bed, he called Jaejoong over to discuss his plan for the next day.
“I have a photoshoot the whole day and…” he wonders if he should tell him about the fake name. “…And I have a date after that.” He decides against it because he’ll probably hear an unwanted sermon and that’s the last thing he would want to hear right now.
“A date? You’re kidding me, right?”
“Yes, a date. And no, I am not kidding you t all. There’s this Japanese dude I met and his body just screams sex. I like him.”
“You like everyone.” Jaejoong looks at him worriedly. “Yah, don’t forget that you have a son now. You have to be more careful of your actions. It’s just not you anymore, Jin. One mistake could cause trouble for you and your son.”
“I know, mom. Now quit yapping and go make me food. I’m fucking starving. I bet Donghae is, too.”
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Jin leans against the railings of his balcony with a beer bottle in one hand and a cigarette in another. He takes a long and vicious drag of the cancer stick as he thinks back at the events that happened these past few days. He couldn’t believe the reality of it all. One day, he was a sought-after bachelor and now he’s a dad. Everything’s happening too fast for his liking.
In all honesty, he hasn’t fully accepted Donghae as his son. He has doubts. What if Donghae isn’t really is? What if Yuri was making things up? If so, why? What if sending Donghae to him was her revenge for leaving her seven years ago?
What if…
“What if I should stop doubting and just fucking accept the child?” he murmurs, throwing the cigarette butt on the ground.
He tries to put himself in the child’s shoes. Donghae probably doesn’t want to do this either. Maybe, he has no choice and his mom would leave him whether or not he agrees. Maybe he’s longing for a father and meeting Jin in person is more than what he could ask for.
“Maybe I should stop thinking too much. Oh for the love of sex, I should totally stop talking to my fucking self.”
He finds Donghae in the living room, a carton of strawberry milk in hand as he happily watches an episode of One Piece. Jin looks amused at the sight and takes the liberty to sit beside him. “I didn’t know you like anime.”
“I don’t.” Donghae shakes his head, eyes still focused on the TV screen.
“Okay then, why are you watching this?”
“Because my best friend loves it and he would get mad at me if I miss an episode.”
“How would he know if you don’t tell him?”
The boy shrugs, sipping on the strawberry milk noisily. Jin chuckles. “He just knows.”
Jin decides to give the topic a rest. He sits still, not knowing what to do or what to say. He glances at his son who seems really engrossed in watching.
What now?
He clears his throat, hoping that it would somehow catch Donghae’s attention but to no avail. He crosses his legs and forces himself to watch the show with the silent boy beside him. Okay, so he really still has to exert more effort to get to know the boy more.
Oh the pains of being a father.
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“Why didn’t you tell me the kid goes to a fucking school? Which was, mind you, an hour away from my house!” It was only when Donghae wakes Jin up to say he’s late for school that Jin realizes he’s also late for his photoshoot. And of course, what does he do to vent out his anger?
“Don’t lash out on me, bitch.” That exactly. “I’m your best friend and manager, not your shock absorber. It’s not my fault you didn’t bother to ask your so— I mean,” Jaejoong really has to watch his words. It’s not that Jin is ashamed of having a son but rather, he’s not so sure what the consequences are once the public finds out about his lovechild. He’s scared. “…Donghae simple things such as schooling and whatnot. I doubt you even try to talk to him.”
“I do,” the father of the seven year old child says proudly. “We sleep in the same bed now, actually, because I found out he always falls off the bed. And he has some kind of telepathy thing going on with his best friend.”
Jaejoong laughs because seriously, that is just ridiculous. But Jin thinks otherwise. He once had this telepathy thing with Yuri. He sighs at the memory.
Jin waits at the make-up station for his make-up artist who had her coffee break because apparently, she got so bored and hungry waiting for Jin for two whole hours. Jin feels sorry for her but it’s not like he’s at fault.
Fine, he is. So what? It’s not like he’ll actually apologize. Since he’s known as the arrogant and self-centered bastard, why not live up to it?
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“Hey there gorgeous,” Jin smirks as he flirtatiously runs a hand up and down his date’s arm. The other chuckles at his antics and hugs him in greeting.
After a nine-hour photoshoot, Jin manically drives to the restaurant he booked for him and his latest apple of the eye. He was dead tired but he figures a wine or two (or sex, that’s what it’s all about, really) would make him feel all better.
“I’m glad you made it.”
“Of course, Toma. If it’s not you, I won’t be here.”
Toma chuckles, feeling his face heat up and Jin smirks even more. That wasn’t even something sexy and yet he blushed? Oh boy.
“I heard you’ve been quite out of it these days.”
“Out of it?”
“My colleagues were talking about you. Remember them? The one you had a photoshoot with two days ago, I think. They said you weren’t your usual self and you messed up some shots which you’ve never done before.”
Well, Jin thinks, maybe they should fuck off and mind their own fucking businesses. “That was very sweet of them.” He says instead because scaring the shit out of Toma is not in his plan. Not before he gets in his pants.
Jin definitely knows what he wants.
And it doesn’t really take long for him to actually take action on his plan. He didn’t even have to do anything because Toma was all over him and a wink was all it took for the other to kiss him senseless. Jin ix excited, and Jin down there is even more excited. He’s gonna get it tonight.
In record time, he drives back his house with Toma in tow. Both men couldn’t keep their hands off each other during the car ride. Toma just had to fucking tease him by grabbing a hold of his denim-covered crotch sensually massaging his balls. “Fuck,” he grunts, trying to hold back a moan and the urge to take Toma right then and there. Must resist.
The moment Jin’s car comes to a halt, both horny men gets out of the vehicle and pounces on each other. Lips mesh in a heated kiss, tongues battling for dominance, bodies pressed close, grinding clothed crotches, Jin was in cloud nine.
The kiss was sloppy and needy and Jin loved every moment of it. Toma wraps his legs around Jin’s waist, trying to keep up with the pace of the kiss which was getting hotter by the second. “Shit…inside…house now…” he manages to say in between the liplock.
Jin complies, holding the legs around him tighter for safety. “Keys…back pocket…” he chokes out, nibbling Toma’s lower lip. Having a fetish for tongue, Jin sucks the soft muscle like a lollipop earning him satisfied grunts and moans from the pleasured male. Their legs weaken by each passing minute but neither of the two bothered to care.
“What a wonderful surprise,” and just like that, the momentum, the feeling, disappeared. Jin curses but Toma has the decency to detach himself from the other. Jaejoong’s voice was stern and he knew he was in deep shit. But he ignored it because man, he’s sure pissed as fuck.
“I…I’ll go now.”
Jaejoong looks at the other male and nods. “That would be nice, Ikuta ssi.” And Toma leaves. “Now, could you explain why you were close to having sex in your doorstep?”
Jin snorts, forget it, and brushes past Jaejoong.
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Of course, Jaejoong managed to make Jin spill every single detail of the date with his favorite dish in exchange. He watches Jin as he hungrily munches on the food. “I thought you were on a date? Why so hungry?”
“My date, doesn’t involve eating.”
“It does, actually.” Jaejoong responds. “Eating your date’s face.”
“Not funny, bitch. So…how did the interview go?”
“Hmm…it went well. Better than expected. I made Donghae spend time with each of the nannies and we, I mean, he found the one.”
Jin chuckles, finished with his late dinner. “The one, huh? So who’s the lucky one?”
“Tomorrow. Patience, my man. By the way, I think Donghae should transfer schools. When I picked him up, he looked so tired. There’s this school a couple of blocks from here, I think he’ll like it.”
“I don’t know, Jaejoong. The kid likes it there. I’ll ask him. But dude, the nanny…is she young? Hot? Gorgeous? Tell me!”
“Oh yeah,” Jaejoong laughs it off. “She’s gorgeous alright.”
-
Apparently, Jaejoong wasn’t lying when he said the nanny’s gorgeous. But why the fuck didn’t he say it was a male?
Jin woke up earlier than his usual wake up time because he was anxious about the nanny. Also, he took the extra time to dress up. Not that he needs to because he could wear a garbage bag and still look stunning, but that’s not the point. Who knows, the nanny might be as equally as stunning as him and gorgeous plus gorgeous equals a match made in heaven.
Imagine his shock when he saw a skinny male in his doorstep staring back at him. “You’re the nanny?” he asks, completely unsure.
The other male looks at him in incredulity but replies anyway. “Kamenashi Kazuya at your service.”

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Pairing: Akanishi/Kamenashi ; minor!Yunho/Jaejoong
Genre: au!general ; romance ; drama
Rating: R (for language and sexual situations)
Length: 2/5
Summary: Jin never thought an email would change his bachelor life forever.
›› 01
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‘Good day! This is Nanny 911, how may I help you?’
“Uhm, yes, I need a nanny for my…my seven year old son.”
A chuckle. ‘Yes, of course, sir. May I know who’s speaking?’
“Aka…ah, no. K-kwon Jin.”
‘Kwon Jin ssi, do you have any preference for the nanny? We have both male and female employees.’
“Anyone would do.”
‘Okay sir, if you could just tell me your address, we’ll send three of our employees for interview tomorrow.’
“Alright, thank you.”
‘We’re glad to be of service, Kwon ssi. Have a nice day.’
Dial tone.
Now that it’s settled, all he has to do is tell Jaejoong to do the interview for him. Hey, he didn’t use a fake surname for no reason at all. “Hey Jaejoong, you see, there’s this interview tomorrow for—hold up. I’ll call you back okay? Bye!”
A loud thud interrupts his call and he runs to the guest room to find Donghae sprawled on the floor. He slightly panics, kicking the boy’s leg gently. Donghae doesn’t move and that’s when fear takes over him. He scoops up the boy’s body with much care and shakes him lightly.
“Hey buddy, wake up,” he shakes him some more when he still doesn’t respond. “Donghae, baby, wake up…” the boy in his arms stirs and he breathes in a sigh of relief.
“A-appa…?”
“You scared me. Why were you on the floor?” he asks, hugging the boy tight. Even if it was his first time seeing his son, he was genuinely worried.
Donghae yawns as he rests his chin on Jin’s shoulder. “I always fall off the bed when I sleep.” the child says sleepily. “Umma says it’s a bad sleeping habit of mine.”
“Okay, well, thank you for telling me. Now that I’m aware of that, you’ll be sleeping with me from now on.”
Maybe having a son isn’t as bad as he thinks. But still, he couldn’t deny the fact that this situation is still really awkward for him.
-
“So you want me to interview the potential nannies in your place?” Jin nods. Once he tucked Donghae back to bed, he called Jaejoong over to discuss his plan for the next day.
“I have a photoshoot the whole day and…” he wonders if he should tell him about the fake name. “…And I have a date after that.” He decides against it because he’ll probably hear an unwanted sermon and that’s the last thing he would want to hear right now.
“A date? You’re kidding me, right?”
“Yes, a date. And no, I am not kidding you t all. There’s this Japanese dude I met and his body just screams sex. I like him.”
“You like everyone.” Jaejoong looks at him worriedly. “Yah, don’t forget that you have a son now. You have to be more careful of your actions. It’s just not you anymore, Jin. One mistake could cause trouble for you and your son.”
“I know, mom. Now quit yapping and go make me food. I’m fucking starving. I bet Donghae is, too.”
-
Jin leans against the railings of his balcony with a beer bottle in one hand and a cigarette in another. He takes a long and vicious drag of the cancer stick as he thinks back at the events that happened these past few days. He couldn’t believe the reality of it all. One day, he was a sought-after bachelor and now he’s a dad. Everything’s happening too fast for his liking.
In all honesty, he hasn’t fully accepted Donghae as his son. He has doubts. What if Donghae isn’t really is? What if Yuri was making things up? If so, why? What if sending Donghae to him was her revenge for leaving her seven years ago?
What if…
“What if I should stop doubting and just fucking accept the child?” he murmurs, throwing the cigarette butt on the ground.
He tries to put himself in the child’s shoes. Donghae probably doesn’t want to do this either. Maybe, he has no choice and his mom would leave him whether or not he agrees. Maybe he’s longing for a father and meeting Jin in person is more than what he could ask for.
“Maybe I should stop thinking too much. Oh for the love of sex, I should totally stop talking to my fucking self.”
He finds Donghae in the living room, a carton of strawberry milk in hand as he happily watches an episode of One Piece. Jin looks amused at the sight and takes the liberty to sit beside him. “I didn’t know you like anime.”
“I don’t.” Donghae shakes his head, eyes still focused on the TV screen.
“Okay then, why are you watching this?”
“Because my best friend loves it and he would get mad at me if I miss an episode.”
“How would he know if you don’t tell him?”
The boy shrugs, sipping on the strawberry milk noisily. Jin chuckles. “He just knows.”
Jin decides to give the topic a rest. He sits still, not knowing what to do or what to say. He glances at his son who seems really engrossed in watching.
What now?
He clears his throat, hoping that it would somehow catch Donghae’s attention but to no avail. He crosses his legs and forces himself to watch the show with the silent boy beside him. Okay, so he really still has to exert more effort to get to know the boy more.
Oh the pains of being a father.
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“Why didn’t you tell me the kid goes to a fucking school? Which was, mind you, an hour away from my house!” It was only when Donghae wakes Jin up to say he’s late for school that Jin realizes he’s also late for his photoshoot. And of course, what does he do to vent out his anger?
“Don’t lash out on me, bitch.” That exactly. “I’m your best friend and manager, not your shock absorber. It’s not my fault you didn’t bother to ask your so— I mean,” Jaejoong really has to watch his words. It’s not that Jin is ashamed of having a son but rather, he’s not so sure what the consequences are once the public finds out about his lovechild. He’s scared. “…Donghae simple things such as schooling and whatnot. I doubt you even try to talk to him.”
“I do,” the father of the seven year old child says proudly. “We sleep in the same bed now, actually, because I found out he always falls off the bed. And he has some kind of telepathy thing going on with his best friend.”
Jaejoong laughs because seriously, that is just ridiculous. But Jin thinks otherwise. He once had this telepathy thing with Yuri. He sighs at the memory.
Jin waits at the make-up station for his make-up artist who had her coffee break because apparently, she got so bored and hungry waiting for Jin for two whole hours. Jin feels sorry for her but it’s not like he’s at fault.
Fine, he is. So what? It’s not like he’ll actually apologize. Since he’s known as the arrogant and self-centered bastard, why not live up to it?
-
“Hey there gorgeous,” Jin smirks as he flirtatiously runs a hand up and down his date’s arm. The other chuckles at his antics and hugs him in greeting.
After a nine-hour photoshoot, Jin manically drives to the restaurant he booked for him and his latest apple of the eye. He was dead tired but he figures a wine or two (or sex, that’s what it’s all about, really) would make him feel all better.
“I’m glad you made it.”
“Of course, Toma. If it’s not you, I won’t be here.”
Toma chuckles, feeling his face heat up and Jin smirks even more. That wasn’t even something sexy and yet he blushed? Oh boy.
“I heard you’ve been quite out of it these days.”
“Out of it?”
“My colleagues were talking about you. Remember them? The one you had a photoshoot with two days ago, I think. They said you weren’t your usual self and you messed up some shots which you’ve never done before.”
Well, Jin thinks, maybe they should fuck off and mind their own fucking businesses. “That was very sweet of them.” He says instead because scaring the shit out of Toma is not in his plan. Not before he gets in his pants.
Jin definitely knows what he wants.
And it doesn’t really take long for him to actually take action on his plan. He didn’t even have to do anything because Toma was all over him and a wink was all it took for the other to kiss him senseless. Jin ix excited, and Jin down there is even more excited. He’s gonna get it tonight.
In record time, he drives back his house with Toma in tow. Both men couldn’t keep their hands off each other during the car ride. Toma just had to fucking tease him by grabbing a hold of his denim-covered crotch sensually massaging his balls. “Fuck,” he grunts, trying to hold back a moan and the urge to take Toma right then and there. Must resist.
The moment Jin’s car comes to a halt, both horny men gets out of the vehicle and pounces on each other. Lips mesh in a heated kiss, tongues battling for dominance, bodies pressed close, grinding clothed crotches, Jin was in cloud nine.
The kiss was sloppy and needy and Jin loved every moment of it. Toma wraps his legs around Jin’s waist, trying to keep up with the pace of the kiss which was getting hotter by the second. “Shit…inside…house now…” he manages to say in between the liplock.
Jin complies, holding the legs around him tighter for safety. “Keys…back pocket…” he chokes out, nibbling Toma’s lower lip. Having a fetish for tongue, Jin sucks the soft muscle like a lollipop earning him satisfied grunts and moans from the pleasured male. Their legs weaken by each passing minute but neither of the two bothered to care.
“What a wonderful surprise,” and just like that, the momentum, the feeling, disappeared. Jin curses but Toma has the decency to detach himself from the other. Jaejoong’s voice was stern and he knew he was in deep shit. But he ignored it because man, he’s sure pissed as fuck.
“I…I’ll go now.”
Jaejoong looks at the other male and nods. “That would be nice, Ikuta ssi.” And Toma leaves. “Now, could you explain why you were close to having sex in your doorstep?”
Jin snorts, forget it, and brushes past Jaejoong.
-
Of course, Jaejoong managed to make Jin spill every single detail of the date with his favorite dish in exchange. He watches Jin as he hungrily munches on the food. “I thought you were on a date? Why so hungry?”
“My date, doesn’t involve eating.”
“It does, actually.” Jaejoong responds. “Eating your date’s face.”
“Not funny, bitch. So…how did the interview go?”
“Hmm…it went well. Better than expected. I made Donghae spend time with each of the nannies and we, I mean, he found the one.”
Jin chuckles, finished with his late dinner. “The one, huh? So who’s the lucky one?”
“Tomorrow. Patience, my man. By the way, I think Donghae should transfer schools. When I picked him up, he looked so tired. There’s this school a couple of blocks from here, I think he’ll like it.”
“I don’t know, Jaejoong. The kid likes it there. I’ll ask him. But dude, the nanny…is she young? Hot? Gorgeous? Tell me!”
“Oh yeah,” Jaejoong laughs it off. “She’s gorgeous alright.”
-
Apparently, Jaejoong wasn’t lying when he said the nanny’s gorgeous. But why the fuck didn’t he say it was a male?
Jin woke up earlier than his usual wake up time because he was anxious about the nanny. Also, he took the extra time to dress up. Not that he needs to because he could wear a garbage bag and still look stunning, but that’s not the point. Who knows, the nanny might be as equally as stunning as him and gorgeous plus gorgeous equals a match made in heaven.
Imagine his shock when he saw a skinny male in his doorstep staring back at him. “You’re the nanny?” he asks, completely unsure.
The other male looks at him in incredulity but replies anyway. “Kamenashi Kazuya at your service.”
a/n: THE CHAPTER IS BEYOND CRAPPY, I KNOW! SO PLEASE, ACCEPT THIS HOT AKAME GIF AS A PEACE OFFERING. CREDIT GOES TO WHOEVER OWNS THE GIF ANYWAY, TOMA BB MAGICALLY APPEARS IN HERE BECAUSE FRANKLY, I HAD NO IDEA WHO TO PUT. I WAS DEBATING WITH MYSELF IF IT SHOULD BE HIM OR YAMAPI BUT SINCE I LOVE TOMA MORE, YEAAAAH. THE RATING FOR THIS WHOLE FIC WILL BE R FROM NOW ON BECAUSE JIN'S MOUTH IS VERY SINFUL.
OKAY, SO I USED SOME BASIC KOREAN WORDS AND IF SOME OF YOU ARE INTERESTED.
UMMA BASICALLY MEANS MOM. APPA IS DAD. AND -SSI IS USED FOR FORMALITY AND POLITENESS' SAKE.
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OKAY, SO I USED SOME BASIC KOREAN WORDS AND IF SOME OF YOU ARE INTERESTED.
UMMA BASICALLY MEANS MOM. APPA IS DAD. AND -SSI IS USED FOR FORMALITY AND POLITENESS' SAKE.
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ha-ha :)))
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Lol thanks for sharing ♥
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If Kame looked ANYTHING like that gif in the LIPS PV then all I can say.."You're doomed Jin. DOOMED" *pats* hahaha
I am so hooked at this story. XDDDDDD
Thank you so much for the update. ♥
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On a lighter note, author-san, nice fic! Looking forward to more ^_^
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OHAI. THANK YOU! I'M GLAD YOU LIKE THIS.
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WELL THEN, JIN IS DOOMED LIKE SHIT BECAUSE KAME IS EVEN MORE GORGEOUS THAN THAT. THANKS FOR READING! ^^
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jin n toma?? first time.. 0_0
still not use some of korea word here.. hehe.. sound strange to me.. ;)
looking for update
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YOU'LL GET USED TO THE WORDS SOON, TRUST ME ^^
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i'm totally excited for the akame interaction ;) oh jinny, kame is more gorgeous than any other female on earth xDDDDDD
*hugs you*
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THE NEXT CHAPPIE WILL HAVE MORE AKAME, HOPEFULLY. ^^
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can't wait for more~!
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thanks for the update~
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Omg!!!!!! Kameeeeeeee *0* Jin!!!! Feel blessed!!!! Kame is going to help you out...KAMEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for sharing xD!!!!!!!
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thanks for the update...
can't wait for more ^^
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Thank you for the update!! :D
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I agree with your idea!!! KEEP THEM IN KAME'S PANTS!!! 8DD
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I could totally imagine sweet Donghae being a seven year old kid. :)
Can't wait for the next chapter! And the GIF just killed me! I'm kind of missing KPOP right now because of your fic.
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off to the next chapter!!!!