of break ups and fried hair

[kingheechul]

title: of breakups and fried hair
pairing(s): yunho/jaejoong, yoochun/junsu, changmin/kibum
genre: general, crack
rating: pg13
length: oneshot
summary: Wherein Changmin shamelessly makes fun of Jaejoong’s hair and everything goes wrong after that.

ayyyboy – Yunho
itsyunjaetime – Jaejoong
mickypark – Yoochun
ohmygodsun – Junsu
iamawesome_bowdown – Changmin
kibumisme – Kibum

iamawesome_bowdown is now online

mickypark is now online

ayyyboy is now online



iamawesome_bowdown: lol-ing forever! ~(^o^)~


mickypark: ok. so what’s up with u?


iamawesome_bowdown: laugh with me hyung!


ayyyboy: hi Yoochun ah!


mickypark: hello yunho hyung


mickypark: wud u mind telling me what's wrong with changmin? o_o


ayyyboy: well..


ayyyboy: idgi either.


iamawesome_bowdown: you have got to be kidding me! LOLOLOLOL


ayyyboy: i miss you guys.


iamawesome_bowdown: i don't.


mickypark: i miss u too


ayyyboy: you're not included Changmin.


ayyyboy: if it wasn't obvious.


iamawesome_bowdown: this. THIS!


iamawesome_bowdown: http://i1093.photobucket.com/albums/i432/bangingkwonyuri/225390_202781759756858_100000751063281_490476_2352433_n.jpg


iamawesome_bowdown: told ya!


ayyyboy: oh no you didn't!



ohmygodsun is now online



ohmygodsun: haluuuu!


ohmygodsun: oh. OH. yer gonna be in big trouble young man..


mickypark: hi su


ohmygodsun: hey there gorgeous <3


iamawesome_bowdown: eww.


mickypark: jealous bitch


ohmygodsun: what he said.


ohmygodsun: wheres unho hy


ohmygodsun: yuhno


ohmygodsun: yunho hyugn


ohmygodsun: yunho hyung


iamawesome_bowdown: wow o_o seriously


ohmygodsun: what? /blinks innocently


iamawesome_bowdown: /stabs your eyes out


mickypark: asshole


itsyunjaetime: language, guys!


iamawesome_bowdown: and since when were you here?


mickypark: yeah


ohmygodsun: yeah!


ayyyboy: hi babe!


itsyunjaetime: hi yunniebear!


iamawesome_bowdown: /vomits on junsu hyung's head


itsyunjaetime: i'm invisible


iamawesome_bowdown: no shit, sherlock!


mickypark: wud u stop it?


ayyyboy: i miss you, babe T-T


iamawesome_bowdown: make me.


itsyunjaetime: i miss you too, visit us? /puppy eyes


ohmygodsun: oh bitch, i will


itsyunjaetime: count me in, Su


itsyunjaetime: and what's with you laughing at my picture, huh? /glares


ayyyboy: Jaejoong, honey..


ohmygodsun: HA! in ir face SHIM CHANGMEAN


itsyunjaetime: yes Yunho darling?


mickypark: can i barf??


iamawesome_bowdown: hi hyung! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL


iamawesome_bowdown: junsu hyung won't mind having puke all over him.


ohmygodsun: one day..i'll kill u!


mickypark: me too


iamawesome_bowdown: looking forward to that.


itsyunjaetime: i'm waiting.. /taps foot not-so-patiently


iamawesome_bowdown: jaejoong hyung..


iamawesome_bowdown: LOLOLOLOLOL IDE!


mickypark: idgi


ohmygodsun: u think i do?!


ayyyboy: no one's asking you, Junsu.


iamawesome_bowdown: /snickers


itsyunjaetime: Shim Changmin!


iamawesome_bowdown: present!


ayyyboy: boo, calm down.


itsyunjaetime: calm down? HOW CAN I CALM DOWN?!


iamawesome_bowdown: fine!


iamawesome_bowdown: what happened to your hair?


iamawesome_bowdown: it looks ridiculous.


itsyunjaetime: what?


iamawesome_bowdown: it looks like someone deep-fried it.


itsyunjaetime: what?!


ayyyboy: WHAT?! O_O


mickypark: uh-oh


ohmygodsun: double uh-oh


ohmygodsun: i dun wanna be involved here


ohmygodsun: bye!


mickypark: what! su honey!



ohmygodsun is now offline



mickypark: uhh..good luck?



mickypark is now offline



itsyunjaetime: you.. YOU!


ayyyboy: good job Shim


ayyyboy: that was sarcasm btw


iamawesome_bowdown: me? what?


iamawesome_bowdown: you should be happy i'm telling you the truth.


iamawesome_bowdown: i bet yunho hyung would tell you you look amazing when it's not true.


ayyyboy: Shim Changmin!


iamawesome_bowdown: what? be happy i don't lie



mickypark is now online



mickypark: bitch


mickypark: u made jaejoong hyung cry


iamawesome_bowdown: not my fault.


ayyyboy: i'm calling him


iamawesome_bowdown: sheesh. it's not even a big deal


ayyyboy: why isn't he answering?


mickypark: idk



mickypark is now offline



ayyyboy: uhh...


iamawesome_bowdown: lol you suck



kibumisme is now online



iamawesome_bowdown: kibum!


kibumisme: ok so junsu hyung called me


ayyyboy: Changmin made Jaejoong cry.


iamawesome_bowdown: i didn't!


iamawesome_bowdown: it's not my fault he has lame tearducts.


kibumisme: what happened?


ayyyboy: Changmin happened.


ayyyboy: he made fun of Jaejoong's hair.


kibumisme: he did?


iamawesome_bowdown: i did.


ayyyboy: /glares


iamawesome_bowdown: /stares


ayyyboy: don't you stare at me like that young man!


ayyyboy: apologize!


iamawesome_bowdown: to whom?


kibumisme: /watches in amusement


ayyyboy: Jaejoong! who else?


iamawesome_bowdown: not gonna happen.


ayyyboy: oh you stubborn man!


iamawesome_bowdown: why thank you!


itsyunjaetime: i'm okay


iamawesome_bowdown: no one's asking.


kibumisme: /chuckles


kibumisme: ok i'll stop


iamawesome_bowdown: jaejoong hyung..


itsyunjaetime: hmm


ayyyboy: you better apologize


iamawesome_bowdown: tell me who did it.


itsyunjaetime: did what? >_<


iamawesome_bowdown: who fried your hair? LOLOLOLOLOL


kibumisme: jj hyung!


kibumisme: what changmin meant to say was..


iamawesome_bowdown: no.


iamawesome_bowdown: nothing.


iamawesome_bowdown: i meant exactly just that.


ayyyboy: you're gonna be a dead man


itsyunjaetime: ...



moveyourhotbutt is now online



moveyourhotbutt: aww. u made jaejoong hyung cry!


moveyourhotbutt: again!


ayyyboy: and who are you?


itsyunjaetime: /hides in a corner


moveyourhotbutt: this is yoochun and i's joint account. HAHA ^^


iamawesome_bowdown: gay.


moveyourhotbutt: speak for urself


itsyunjaetime: /wails


iamawesome_bowdown: someone needs attention.


iamawesome_bowdown: LOSER.


ayyyboy: i could hear you laughing from my room


ayyyboy: stop it!


ayyyboy: ASSHOLE


iamawesome_bowdown: le gasp!


iamawesome_bowdown: you called jaejoong hyung an asshole!


itsyunjaetime: WHAT?!


itsyunjaetime: JUNG YUNHO!


ayyyboy: wait!


iamawesome_bowdown: /cackles


ayyyboy: no babe!


iamawesome_bowdown: are you calling me babe?


kibumisme: changmin


ayyyboy: no, not you! stupid


ayyyboy: Jaejoong baby!


moveyourhotbutt: uhh..hi kibum?


kibumisme: hi


kibumisme: hyungs?


ayyyboy: where's Jaejoong?


moveyourhotbutt: yes kibum?


moveyourhotbutt: shaving his head


kibumisme: he is?


ayyyboy: HE IS?


iamawesome_bowdown: i doubt it.


moveyourhotbutt: fine


moveyourhotbutt: wdk


ayyyboy: wdk?


kibumisme: changmin ah?


iamawesome_bowdown: yes bummie?


ayyyboy: am i supposed to be panicking now?


kibumisme: if you don't apologize to jj hyung


moveyourhotbutt: we think so


moveyourhotbutt: he's not in his room


kibumisme: i'll break up with you right here


kibumisme: right now


ayyyboy: crap!


iamawesome_bowdown: double crap!


kibumisme: i'm serious


moveyourhotbutt: we are too


ayyyboy: alright!


ayyyboy: i'll look for him. bye!


ayyyboy: bye!


moveyourhotbutt: bye



ayyyboy is now offline



iamawesome_bowdown: update.


iamawesome_bowdown: jung yunho just ran out of our apartment.


moveyourhotbutt: HAHAHAHAHAHA


kibumisme: why are you guys laughing?



itsyunjaetime is now online



itsyunjaetime: hi guys! ^^


kibumisme: oh.


iamawesome_bowdown: lol


moveyourhotbutt: that.


itsyunjaetime: why?


itsyunjaetime: where's Yunho?


iamawesome_bowdown: club.


iamawesome_bowdown: picking up girls.


iamawesome_bowdown: hahaha


itsyunjaetime: ..am speechless


itsyunjaetime: you freak!


itsyunjaetime: yunniebear is allergic to girls!


iamawesome_bowdown: hmm. whatever you say.


iamawesome_bowdown: but wait.


kibumisme: changmin


moveyourhotbutt: there's more! LOLOLOLOLOLOLLLOOLLL!!!!!1!!!1!!


iamawesome_bowdown: why do i hear a girl's voice in his room>


moveyourhotbutt: ure hopeless, libum


moveyourhotbutt: kibum


kibumisme: i know



kibumisme is now offline


kibumisme is now online




kibumisme: please tell changmin we're over


moveyourhotbutt: gladly! \(^o^)/



kibumisme is now offline



itsyunjaetime: not falling for it.


iamawesome_bowdown: wait!


iamawesome_bowdown: no! kibum!


moveyourhotbutt: changmin just had a nasty break up!


moveyourhotbutt: LOLING FOREVER!


itsyunjaetime: poor Minnie. T-T


iamawesome_bowdown: not gonna cry!


moveyourhotbutt: uh-huh


iamawesome_bowdown: /wails



moveyourhotbutt is now offline



iamawesome_bowdown: bitches.


itsyunjaetime: if you tell me where Yunho is then maybe i'll go talk to Kibum


iamawesome: maybe?


itsyunjaetime: take it or leave it /crosses arms on chest


iamawesome_bowdown: fine!


itsyunjaetime: good boy.


itsyunjaetime: i'll call you


iamawesome_bowdown: i'mma wait.



itsyunjaetime is now offline


iamawesome_bowdown is now offline


ayyyboy is now online



ayyyboy: hello?


ayyyboy: guys?


ayyyboy: i know where Jaejoong is!


ayyyboy: ...



ayyyboy is now offline

Comments

[wing-ting-chan.livejournal.com]

XD!

Lol, I kept laughing, that was sooo cute bb <3

[kingheechul.livejournal.com]

aww. thank you! ^^ i'm glad you liked it.

[kingheechul.livejournal.com]

aww. thanks! ^^ i'm glad you liked it.

[ainto87.livejournal.com]

OMG TROLOLOLOL I CANT EVEN TROLOLOLOL

[ainto87.livejournal.com]

was already laughing my ass off at min's nick name~ n then su's typo(sssssss) n then OMGsan n all of them torlolololol~ n then i laughed n laughed n then i laughed again my fren might think that i've finally lost my mind lololololololll

[awshin.livejournal.com]

LOL. Over here, Shim changmean suits him well. Haha! Kibum makes a good threat. Hahaha! Thank you for posting this!

[kingheechul.livejournal.com]

true that! ^^ thank you for reading!!!!!

[joongieforeva.livejournal.com]

i love changmin hahah
'it looks like someone deep-fried it.'

hahah and 'who fried your hair?'

LOL changmin is the best

jaejoongs hair is indeed a bit weird...the curls are too tiny
thank god he has a pretty face...he still looked good with that hairstyle

[kingheechul.livejournal.com]

yes, he's gorgeous, that's an obvious fact. but seriously, who did his hair? LOLOLOL

[miszc.livejournal.com]

LOL This is funny! Keep LOL-ing! ;D CUteee!
But Min is sooo Mean! ;D

[kingheechul.livejournal.com]

thanks for reading! ^^

[lophe.livejournal.com]

Hahahahahha i really like this :)
iamawesome_bowdown = genius!!! (⌒˛⌒)

[kingheechul.livejournal.com]

thanks thanks. i'm glad you like it. ^^

[kingheechul.livejournal.com]

♥ i'm glad it's funny enough to make you ROFL. haha

[missvue09.livejournal.com]

At the very beginning, you misspelled Yoochun's screen name.
And I love Minnie's screen name. It's perfect for him.
He is so mean to Jae.
Jae shouldn't even offer to help him get back with Kibum.

[kingheechul.livejournal.com]

edited! thanks for pointing that out. ^^ i was worried that his username isn't 'Changmin' enough but i guess it is. lol

that. is so true. but he needed to know where Yunho is too. so he had no choice. thanks for reading! ^^ ♥

[miss-faces.livejournal.com]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
that was very fun and cute <3

[kingheechul.livejournal.com]

well thank you! ♥

[nhajesta.livejournal.com]

Fried hair LOL

[kingheechul.livejournal.com]

LOL ♥

[oneonlyblondie.livejournal.com]

hahaha fried hair! it actually really looks like that /go hide behind changmin

but shim changmean was really good kekeke

[kingheechul.livejournal.com]

ikr! haha it's a mess. ^^ thanks for reading!

[samunin.livejournal.com]

i cant help but laugh to..sorry jaejae XD
poor changmin T-T
yunjae <3
lolz yoosu XD

[kingheechul.livejournal.com]

that's okay. laugh all you want. Jaejoong won't mind. lol thanks for reading! ♥

[shakeerah.livejournal.com]

omg, changmean!!
but I love you forever bby
;~;

[kingheechul.livejournal.com]

thanks for reading! ^^

[rasshie.livejournal.com]

asdhkajshdjkahsd OMG!!!!!!
i keep lol-ing till the end xDDDDDD
i want more xDDDD
please make a sequel *puppy eyes*

[kingheechul.livejournal.com]

really? aww. thanks! ^^
sequel? uhh..i'm just not sure about that, bb. i mean, this is quite confusing to write, like really. but i'll try. ^^

[matsuyaney.livejournal.com]

this made me LOL.~ minnie and his sharp tongue~ Jae being sensitive. lol.

i was actually laughing to Jeje's fried hair. who could have done it? o.o

[kingheechul.livejournal.com]

aww. thanks for reading! ^^

well, that, i would want to know too. lol it's a mess. i spot Aiba bb.

[maxism12.livejournal.com]

LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAAAAAAAO OMG OMGOM OGMOGMOMSMGKJSDHGFSD FI LOVED THIS OKAY, THERE WAS DBSK ESSENCE AND OMG CHANGMIN THAT COCK HE WAS I LOVE THIS CHANMGIN RIGHT HERE SPOT ON BABE LOVED THIS

♥

[kingheechul.livejournal.com]

OH HAI THURR! LOLOLOL CHANGMIN IS A BUTTHOLE LIKE THAT, RUBBING IN JAE'S FACE HOW HORRIBLE HE LOOKS. LOL I DID NOT JUST TYPE IN ALL CAPS.

thanks for reading! ^^

[calestia.livejournal.com]

This is hysterical!!! I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bb, you've outdone urself again ♥♥♥♥

[kingheechul.livejournal.com]

really?! like really?! AWW THANK YOU! ^^ /hugs

[14yunjae.livejournal.com]

what u mean not funny and doesn't make sense? i will hit u for ever thinking that... this has got to be one of the best crack fics i read... srsly... i'll be forever LOLing!!!!

u shud continue writing crack fics *hugs author*

[kingheechul.livejournal.com]

/uses Shindong as a shield

please don't hit me! i'll try to write more. thanks for reading!! ♥

[km-kaba.livejournal.com]

Awwwww Bummie *hugs you and comforts you*
Changmin, you're such an ass sometimes. True, JJ's hair was deep fried but no one messes with Kim Kibum. He's true to his word.

[kingheechul.livejournal.com]

lololol i pity Changmin. but he'll survive. thanks for reading! ^^

[cindy-candy.livejournal.com]

Usually I'm not too fond of online chatting fic coz sometimes makes me confused, but this is so good, so funny ^^..

[kingheechul.livejournal.com]

aww, thanks! ^^ i'm glad this didn't confuse you. ♥♥

[leeeunjae.livejournal.com]

mickypark: jealous bitch <-- lol XD yoochun and his bitch bitch language XD

[nur-denz.livejournal.com]

hahaahahaaa lol-ing forever.... n___n