and that's how you do it

[kingheechul]

title: and that’s how you do it
pairing: yoochun/junsu
genre: general, humor
rating: pg13
length: drabble
summary: Junsu thinks he’s sexy but Yoochun thinks otherwise.





Junsu has quite some self-confidence and when he says he’s handsome, he is. When he says he’s adorable, he is. And when he says he’s sexy, he is. So when asked about who’s sexier between two guys by his boyfriend, he doesn’t find it very interesting at all. “What did you just say?”

“Who do you think has a firmer ass? Jaejoong hyung or Hyukjae?”

“Hyukjae? Jaejoong hyung? Park Yoochun, why would you ask something like that?”

Yoochun shrugs, wrapping an arm around Junsu’s waist. “It was an innocent question. The last time I touched both, Hyukjae’s was squishier.”

“You touched their asses?!” Junsu inquires in annoyance. “And what about mine?!”

“What about yours?”

“Mine’s better! Way better!”

“Well, yeah, but Jaejoong hyung’s is firmer and it looks pretty nice.”

“Mine doesn’t?!” Clearly, this was not making Junsu happy. He removes Yoochun’s arm on his waist and pushes him away, not too hard though. He gives his own denim-clothed butt a slap and points an accusing finger at Yoochun. “You know how my butt is, Yoochun! It’s big and squishy and you love it!”

“Hmm…I do, but we weren’t active for two months because you were busy. I eventually forgot how soft it felt in my hands.”

“Then I’m busy no more!” Junsu says with such rage that Yoochun thinks it’s ridiculous. “You are gonna remember everything and I am gonna show you how squishy and fuckable my ass is!” he gives Yoochun a sloppy kiss on the lips before stomping his way to Yoochun’s bedroom.

Yoochun stares at his angry lover’s retreating back and turns around after a moment to face his gaping cousin. He smirks and gives him a thumbs up. “And that’s how Chunface does it."

Comments

[still-doll-15.livejournal.com]

-butts in coz I'm a ninja like that-

Heechul is making her use caps. She'll be using caps for two years... AND IT'S LIKE A VIRUS! SERIOUSLY!



LOL at angry!sex comments and add me in as a third person who is frowning upon lack of YooSu fics... oh AND YES I AM A NINJA STALKER. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[kingheechul.livejournal.com]

OH. SO IS THIS SOME KIND OF A THREE-WAY CONVO? OH. A THREESOME I SEE. LOLOL KIDDING!


VERY WELL SAID! AND I'M GLAD YOU CAUGHT THE VIRUS!


YOU'RE INDEED A STALKER AT DAY..AND ALSO A STALKER AT NIGHT. YOUR NINJA SKILLS ARE AWESOME THOUGH.

[still-doll-15.livejournal.com]

THREESOME? O___________O I DIDN'T SAY THAT, YOU DID...

IT ONLY HAPPENS WHEN I'M IN A CONVO WITH YOU THO

WHAT CAN I SAY, CHANGMIN TAUGHT ME VERYYYYYY WELL. XDDD

[kingheechul.livejournal.com]

WAIT NO! THREESOME IN A NOT PERVERTED WAY? I DID, BUT YOU SAID IT, TOO.

I HAVE LEARNED HOW TO LOVE THE AWESOMENESS THAT IS CAPSLOCK. AND I KNOW YOU'LL BE USING IT TOO EVEN WHEN YOU'RE NOT TALKING TO ME. SOON.

THAT GUY IS A GENIUS!!

[still-doll-15.livejournal.com]

DID I SAY IT'S IN A PERVERTED WAY? NO I DID NOT. YOU ASSUMED IT, WOMAN. OH YES YOU DID! XDDD

WHEN CHANGMIN GOES INTO THE MILITARY, THEN YES I WILL!

YES, A GENIUS, BUT VERY MUCH BEING TOUCHED BY PEDO!YUNHO.

[kingheechul.livejournal.com]

BUT THAT'S WHAT YOU WERE IMPLYING! AND ALL OUR CONVOS END UP BEING PERVY. O_O


THAT..WOULD BE A LONG TIME FROM NOW. YOU LUCKY WOMAN!


EWW! CHANGMIN MUST'VE FELT SO VIOLATED. HAHAHA!

[still-doll-15.livejournal.com]

I WAS NOT IMPLYING ANYTHING! AND I THINK I KNOW WHY OUR CONVOS END UP BEING PERVY. OTL

BUT WHO KNOWS, CHANGMIN MIGHT ENLIST NEXT YEAR OR SOMETHING TO BE DONE WITH IT.

CHANGMIN ENDURES IT... HE IS GETTING FREE FOOD.

[kingheechul.livejournal.com]

AND IT'S DEFINITELY NOT OUR FAULT.

THAT ISN'T A BAD IDEA, ACTUALLY. HIS HEECHUL HYUNG NEEDS HIM ASAP. OKAY, I'M STOPPING NOW.

HAAY. THE THINGS HE DOES FOR FOOD!

[still-doll-15.livejournal.com]

IT IS BECAUSE IT IS DONG BANG SHIN KI WITH HELP FROM SUPER JUNIOR. THAT IS WHY?

AFSDFGMHVFSDGBDFBGRBFB!!! CHANGCHULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!

IKR? AND YUNHO KNOWS BEST HOW TO MANIPULATE HIS DONGSAENG. BASTARD.

[kingheechul.livejournal.com]

THAT IS WHY. UGH. NO MATTER HOW MUCH WE LOVE THESE EIGHTEEN GUYS, CHAOS STILL ENSUES WHEN THEY'RE TOGETHER OR SOMETHING.

WE SHIP THE PAIRING! WAIT, DO YOU? YOU DO, RIGHT?

I AM HATING ON YUNHO RIGHT NOW. WHY DON'T WE JUST GIVE CHANGMIN AN ENDLESS SUPPLY OF FOOD?

[xiahniste.livejournal.com]

OMG. changmin survivded this?? yunho touching him in a-jaejoong-kind-of-way ???

[still-doll-15.livejournal.com]

he is enduring it... just look at his face. he clearly doesn't like it. :P

[xiahniste.livejournal.com]

poor guy

[xiahniste.livejournal.com]

hello there ninja.
I was sleeping when you decided to butt in, so we couldn't have threesome convo ;~;

anyway sleep was good ^_^

I am not scared of ninja stalkers. i mean, i am one myself, i just can't comment wherever i see your comments, cause i don't know all the LJ users you know..>_<"

so, I take it that Heechul's page here is also good for spamming? hmmmmmm.I shall remember

[still-doll-15.livejournal.com]

and i think we were already sleeping, or maybe glaring at our thesis, when you replied D;
too bad... damn you thesis and time difference! xp

sleep was good? omo! you are either with junsu or jaejoong, right? RIGHHHHTTTT???? ignore the crazy girl

right, very true... some lj users might think we're weirdos spamming her/his page when they don't even know us... but, yeah, this page we can veryyyy much spam /evil laugh


To Hana (aka ChulNa/JaeNa): Heechul's page, read that? this is Heechul's page LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL~ again, ignore crazy girl

[kingheechul.livejournal.com]

FINE. YOU CAN SPAM ALL YOU WANT. LOLOL THIS IS A SPAMMING JOURNAL ALRIGHT.


HEECHUL'S PAGE! THIS IS HEECHUL'S PAGE!! HOLY SHISUS! LOLOLOL UHH..UHH.. /PATRICK STAR MODE

[still-doll-15.livejournal.com]

-SPAMMING-

YES. THIS IS HEECHUL'S PAGE.

[kingheechul.livejournal.com]

THEN THIS PAGE SHALL EXIST UNTIL HEECHUL TAKES OVER THE WORLD.

WHY IS PATRICK CUTE AND ANNOYING AT THE SAME TIME?! UGH. >_< AND YOU REPLY TOO FAST O_O

[still-doll-15.livejournal.com]

...BUT... HEECHUL HAS TAKEN OVER THE WORLD... IT'S CHANGMIN'S TURN NOW...

BECAUSE HE SIMPLY IS. PERIOD. I DO??? O_____O

[kingheechul.livejournal.com]

WELL, HE HAS BUT CHANGMIN IS STILL HIS APPRENTICE..?

ERR..YEAAAAH. YOU DO! ^^

[still-doll-15.livejournal.com]

APPRENTICE, SECRET LOVER... I THINK SO. BUT CHANGMIN NEEDS A TURN TOO!

NOW I DON'T... IT TOOK ME HOURS TO REPLY TO THIS. 15 HOURS TO BE EXACT, ACCORDING TO LJ.

[kingheechul.livejournal.com]

SECRET LOVER. YES. MAYBE IT'S HIS TURN ALREADY? WE'RE JUST NO AWARE. LOL

IT'S NOT THAT LONG. ^^

[xiahniste.livejournal.com]

ok. i can't really follow your convo rn. i'll just remember that i can spam here.
this week i am supposed to stay away from the internet. hopefully i'll be able to >_<'

bye...changmin and heechul.

[still-doll-15.livejournal.com]

yes. remember to always spam this page... ALWAYS!! xDD
oh, right. getting your MA right? Hwaiting Kami-chan! ♥

Changmin????

[xiahniste.livejournal.com]

not getting my MA...but getting into MA. damn i am not sure how to say this in english. which basically worries me. um...submitting my papers and then taking the exam to get in there. does that make sense to anyone? :|