and that's how you do it

[kingheechul]

title: and that’s how you do it
pairing: yoochun/junsu
genre: general, humor
rating: pg13
length: drabble
summary: Junsu thinks he’s sexy but Yoochun thinks otherwise.





Junsu has quite some self-confidence and when he says he’s handsome, he is. When he says he’s adorable, he is. And when he says he’s sexy, he is. So when asked about who’s sexier between two guys by his boyfriend, he doesn’t find it very interesting at all. “What did you just say?”

“Who do you think has a firmer ass? Jaejoong hyung or Hyukjae?”

“Hyukjae? Jaejoong hyung? Park Yoochun, why would you ask something like that?”

Yoochun shrugs, wrapping an arm around Junsu’s waist. “It was an innocent question. The last time I touched both, Hyukjae’s was squishier.”

“You touched their asses?!” Junsu inquires in annoyance. “And what about mine?!”

“What about yours?”

“Mine’s better! Way better!”

“Well, yeah, but Jaejoong hyung’s is firmer and it looks pretty nice.”

“Mine doesn’t?!” Clearly, this was not making Junsu happy. He removes Yoochun’s arm on his waist and pushes him away, not too hard though. He gives his own denim-clothed butt a slap and points an accusing finger at Yoochun. “You know how my butt is, Yoochun! It’s big and squishy and you love it!”

“Hmm…I do, but we weren’t active for two months because you were busy. I eventually forgot how soft it felt in my hands.”

“Then I’m busy no more!” Junsu says with such rage that Yoochun thinks it’s ridiculous. “You are gonna remember everything and I am gonna show you how squishy and fuckable my ass is!” he gives Yoochun a sloppy kiss on the lips before stomping his way to Yoochun’s bedroom.

Yoochun stares at his angry lover’s retreating back and turns around after a moment to face his gaping cousin. He smirks and gives him a thumbs up. “And that’s how Chunface does it."

Comments

[xiahniste.livejournal.com]

hahhaa. well, in fics is always nice, but i don't think i'd ever want angry sex for me :S

ahahah. ok. i need smut.yoosu smut. reccomendations? gah.lately i can't find anything yoosu.so little yoosu. even smutless yoosu is hard to find ;~;

[kingheechul.livejournal.com]

I WOULD HAVE TO AGREE WITH THAT. I DON'T THINK I'D BE ABLE TO WALK FOR WEEKS. AND WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THIS? O_O NVM.

WELL, ACTUALLY, I HAVEN'T READ YOOSU SMUT IN A LONG, LONG TIME AND YOU PROBABLY HAVE READ THE ONES I HAVE SO, YEAH. I'VE BEEN SILENTLY COMPLAINING ABOUT THE LACK OF YOOSU FICS NOWADAYS. AND I BLAME JAECHUN.

[xiahniste.livejournal.com]

yeah. don't know >_<"
yeah, i probably read everything there was to read. except for old fics...older than 2009 i mean. anyway. yeah. jaechun are to blame.

[kingheechul.livejournal.com]

AND FRANKLY, WHEN YOU READ TOO MUCH SMUT, IT GETS BORING. I'M GONNA STRANGLE JAEJOONG.

[xiahniste.livejournal.com]

why are you screaming ;~;
true that too. lately i crave more fluff fics. or anyway. more plot than smut. but...again. nothing there....i mean, it's not like 2 years ago when i had so much to read ;~;

and jj, gah, kill him after PTB. i need to keep going crazy over him in the drama. *_* he's so cute, cool, sexy, hot...*_*

[kingheechul.livejournal.com]

HUH? I AM NOT SCREAMING. NO, NOT REALLY. =_= FLUFF, ROMANCE AND AU ARE THE BEST GENRES LIKE EVER. THE AMAZING AUTHORS WHO USED TO UPDATE BEFORE ARE DISAPPEARING ONE BY ONE. O_O

LET'S NOT KILL HIM, PLEASE? HAHAHA HE'S DISTURBINGLY ADORABLE IN THE DRAMA IDFE!! I WANNA SQUISH HIM ALL DAY LONG.

[xiahniste.livejournal.com]

gah. you are using capitals for the whole comment. is difficult to read >_<"
and capitals means screaming..usually :D

yeah,i agree. the authors are disappearing one by one.
and yes i am so close to changing my bias from js to jj. but...i am sure that after the drama ends, there will be no one but js in my mind. actually, yesterday i was watching ptb, and then the teaser appeared, and for junsu i totally forgot about jj.lol. but i absolutely love jj's character >_<"

gah. i'm gonna cry if js dies in the mv...(i'm random, i know...)

[kingheechul.livejournal.com]

OH. I AM SORRY. BUT HEECHUL IS MAKING ME DO THIS. AND I HAVE TO BEAR WITH IT FOR THE NEXT TWO YEARS. I AM NOT SCREAMING, BELIEVE ME. ^^


JAE'S CHARACTER IS LIKE THE BEST. BUT HOPEFULLY HE'LL STILL BE STILL THAT ADORABLE EVEN WHEN THE DRAMA ENDS. I HAVEN'T REALLY WATCHED THE TEASER 'CAUSE I'M WAITING FOR THE FULL MV. BUT NO, HE MUST NOT DIE!! >_

[xiahniste.livejournal.com]

ok. i see. heechul is to blame.
yes, i love,adore, etc etc etc jj's character. at first i thought/hoped he was going to be more...evil, but he was funny, maybe he'll be a little vengeful from now on, but i'd still love it.

and well, i actually hoped they'd release the mv sooner,but no..it had to be when i have an exam...;~;

[kingheechul.livejournal.com]

YES, HE DEFINITELY IS. ^^ WELL, HE'S QUITE EVIL IN A FUNNY AND ADORABLE WAY SO I DON'T THINK IT COUNTS AS BEING EVIL? LOL WHUT? O_O

WELL, LIFE SUCKS AT TIMES. BUT JAEJOONG SUCKS HARDER.

[xiahniste.livejournal.com]

lol. I am not really a heechul fan. i do like the fact that he kisses his members tho'. that is a really nice fanservice!

well...the boy's lungs are really strong :DDDD

[kingheechul.livejournal.com]

YOU..YOU'RE NOT A FAN?! O_O HOLY SHISUS! LOLOL THAT WAS ME OVERREACTING. IGNORE ME. AND YES, HE DOES THE BEST FANSERVICE. WELL, AT LEAST I THINK HE DOES. ^^


TOO STRONG. AND DIDN'T YUNHO SAY HE HAS A GREAT STAMINA? =_= YEAAAAH.

[xiahniste.livejournal.com]

hahaha. well, i used to be like you when people said they don't like junsu. but i'm starting to cope with the fact that people see things differently from me. /sigh.
and yes, heechul provides really good fanservice. i wonder if he will provide private fanservice in the army?...*wiggles eyebrows* :D

oh. i don't know. he might have. i was too busy stanning yoosu to notice anything yunjae

[still-doll-15.livejournal.com]

-butts in coz I'm a ninja like that-

Heechul is making her use caps. She'll be using caps for two years... AND IT'S LIKE A VIRUS! SERIOUSLY!



LOL at angry!sex comments and add me in as a third person who is frowning upon lack of YooSu fics... oh AND YES I AM A NINJA STALKER. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[kingheechul.livejournal.com]

OH. SO IS THIS SOME KIND OF A THREE-WAY CONVO? OH. A THREESOME I SEE. LOLOL KIDDING!


VERY WELL SAID! AND I'M GLAD YOU CAUGHT THE VIRUS!


YOU'RE INDEED A STALKER AT DAY..AND ALSO A STALKER AT NIGHT. YOUR NINJA SKILLS ARE AWESOME THOUGH.

[still-doll-15.livejournal.com]

THREESOME? O___________O I DIDN'T SAY THAT, YOU DID...

IT ONLY HAPPENS WHEN I'M IN A CONVO WITH YOU THO

WHAT CAN I SAY, CHANGMIN TAUGHT ME VERYYYYYY WELL. XDDD

[kingheechul.livejournal.com]

WAIT NO! THREESOME IN A NOT PERVERTED WAY? I DID, BUT YOU SAID IT, TOO.

I HAVE LEARNED HOW TO LOVE THE AWESOMENESS THAT IS CAPSLOCK. AND I KNOW YOU'LL BE USING IT TOO EVEN WHEN YOU'RE NOT TALKING TO ME. SOON.

THAT GUY IS A GENIUS!!

[still-doll-15.livejournal.com]

DID I SAY IT'S IN A PERVERTED WAY? NO I DID NOT. YOU ASSUMED IT, WOMAN. OH YES YOU DID! XDDD

WHEN CHANGMIN GOES INTO THE MILITARY, THEN YES I WILL!

YES, A GENIUS, BUT VERY MUCH BEING TOUCHED BY PEDO!YUNHO.

[kingheechul.livejournal.com]

BUT THAT'S WHAT YOU WERE IMPLYING! AND ALL OUR CONVOS END UP BEING PERVY. O_O


THAT..WOULD BE A LONG TIME FROM NOW. YOU LUCKY WOMAN!


EWW! CHANGMIN MUST'VE FELT SO VIOLATED. HAHAHA!

[xiahniste.livejournal.com]

hello there ninja.
I was sleeping when you decided to butt in, so we couldn't have threesome convo ;~;

anyway sleep was good ^_^

I am not scared of ninja stalkers. i mean, i am one myself, i just can't comment wherever i see your comments, cause i don't know all the LJ users you know..>_<"

so, I take it that Heechul's page here is also good for spamming? hmmmmmm.I shall remember

[still-doll-15.livejournal.com]

and i think we were already sleeping, or maybe glaring at our thesis, when you replied D;
too bad... damn you thesis and time difference! xp

sleep was good? omo! you are either with junsu or jaejoong, right? RIGHHHHTTTT???? ignore the crazy girl

right, very true... some lj users might think we're weirdos spamming her/his page when they don't even know us... but, yeah, this page we can veryyyy much spam /evil laugh


To Hana (aka ChulNa/JaeNa): Heechul's page, read that? this is Heechul's page LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL~ again, ignore crazy girl

[kingheechul.livejournal.com]

FINE. YOU CAN SPAM ALL YOU WANT. LOLOL THIS IS A SPAMMING JOURNAL ALRIGHT.


HEECHUL'S PAGE! THIS IS HEECHUL'S PAGE!! HOLY SHISUS! LOLOLOL UHH..UHH.. /PATRICK STAR MODE

[still-doll-15.livejournal.com]

-SPAMMING-

YES. THIS IS HEECHUL'S PAGE.

[xiahniste.livejournal.com]

ok. i can't really follow your convo rn. i'll just remember that i can spam here.
this week i am supposed to stay away from the internet. hopefully i'll be able to >_<'

bye...changmin and heechul.

[still-doll-15.livejournal.com]

yes. remember to always spam this page... ALWAYS!! xDD
oh, right. getting your MA right? Hwaiting Kami-chan! ♥

Changmin????